You, Yeah You...

[jeffthelion]

It's all been a bit quite on LJ of late and I've been knocking about more often due to Nanowrimo entries. Although that's not to denigrate the usual suspects commenting, you are still very much appreciated, thanks! I politely request one thing before you skip this entry

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[matheius]

What's the weirdest thing you've ever swallowed?

Would you rather wake up with a single horn in the middle of your forehead or a six foot prehensile tail?

If you could forearm smash one person in the back of the head and get away with it, who would it be and why?

[jeffthelion]

1. I had a weird spell as a kid where I would eat lots of odd things - soil, frozen bread and blutac are among the things that stand out but I think number one would probably be an accident - 2 baby teeth (of my own, of course!)

2. You've got to think of the extra uses that you can get from both things, the horn could be used to hang things on (such as doughnuts) but my vanity says it's a pretty bad thing to have. Meanwhile, the tail would could be used to trip over people running at you from behind and would be great in a game of football but would make sleeping on your back harder. Tail definitely.

3. It may be the RL World Cup talking, as I was tempted to say, John Inverdale, horrible man but if I could get video evidence of it, Kim Jong Un, just because no one else could say they ever would be able to. I'd need to able to prove it to folks though.

[matheius]

I'm glad you clarified the source of the baby teeth...

I'd go for the tail too! I'd use it to hang from trees in the park and scare the shit out of the joggers.

[jeffthelion]

There's not many (legal) sources you can get them from and claiming to be the tooth fairy probably wouldn't wash with most people!

Like a bat, you mean? Like it! It'd be especially effective now the hour has gone back!