Ryro and Ellen Page were meant to be
@ellenpage: any self respecting person despises themselves #emothursday
@ellenpage: I am a minimalist hoarder. #realityshow
@ellenpage: Also... if I catch that bunny breaking into my house... he will be pooping chocolate eggs by the time I'm through with him. #breakinginiswrong
@ellenpage: What douche decided to name a cowlick a cowlick? #thanksalot
@ellenpage: I'm going to get a safety pin tattoo... because you know, it represents safety for me. #deep
@ellenpage: Spinach is such a con artist. #vegetabledynamics
@ellenpage: Not to brag, but I'm a great bragger #bragging
@ellenpage: How did this happen? Just... all of this? #nicejobhydrogenatom
@ellenpage: Woah. It is not Tuesday? #timekeepsonslippingintothefuture
@thisisryanross: Why doesn't anyone dog dare anymore
@thisisryanross: I get knocked down but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down. -twain
@thisisryanross: Just sneezed so hard at a stoplight my sunglasses flew off. The school bus full of kids next to me laughed, I laughed with them.
@thisisryanross: My plans for the day: I'm gonna feed you, rip off those jeans, and take you to the hospital
@thisisryanross: Washing my hair with bubble bath
@thisisryanross: How long could one survive on ketchup sandwiches? I'm asking for a friend
@thisisryanross: Really need to get these skunks to start paying rent. Or at least help out with utilities. Using up all the hot water all the time.
@thisisryanross: Its here. It sucks. RT @feerods: I fear tomorrow morning.
@thisisryanross: Feels like I'm trying to eat soup with my fingers over here
@thisisryanross: My favorite Thai dish is lemonade
If verbyna doesn't write me ridiculous way-too-serious wacky-metaphor-filled hipsters-in-love fic about these two, I will cry.
@ellenpage: I am a minimalist hoarder. #realityshow
@ellenpage: Also... if I catch that bunny breaking into my house... he will be pooping chocolate eggs by the time I'm through with him. #breakinginiswrong
@ellenpage: What douche decided to name a cowlick a cowlick? #thanksalot
@ellenpage: I'm going to get a safety pin tattoo... because you know, it represents safety for me. #deep
@ellenpage: Spinach is such a con artist. #vegetabledynamics
@ellenpage: Not to brag, but I'm a great bragger #bragging
@ellenpage: How did this happen? Just... all of this? #nicejobhydrogenatom
@ellenpage: Woah. It is not Tuesday? #timekeepsonslippingintothefuture
@thisisryanross: Why doesn't anyone dog dare anymore
@thisisryanross: I get knocked down but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down. -twain
@thisisryanross: Just sneezed so hard at a stoplight my sunglasses flew off. The school bus full of kids next to me laughed, I laughed with them.
@thisisryanross: My plans for the day: I'm gonna feed you, rip off those jeans, and take you to the hospital
@thisisryanross: Washing my hair with bubble bath
@thisisryanross: How long could one survive on ketchup sandwiches? I'm asking for a friend
@thisisryanross: Really need to get these skunks to start paying rent. Or at least help out with utilities. Using up all the hot water all the time.
@thisisryanross: Its here. It sucks. RT @feerods: I fear tomorrow morning.
@thisisryanross: Feels like I'm trying to eat soup with my fingers over here
@thisisryanross: My favorite Thai dish is lemonade
If verbyna doesn't write me ridiculous way-too-serious wacky-metaphor-filled hipsters-in-love fic about these two, I will cry.