Joke Time

[jedophile]

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

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I stole this joke from a magazine....

[chrisomatic]

...where Robin Williams told it as one of his fave jokes. But it's not his originally.

A young boy is walking by his parent's bedroom when he hears his mother crying out and screaming. He bursts through the door to see his dad on top of his mom fucking her brains out. The parents both let out a startled yell and the kid, glaring, rushes out of the room. They both look at each other with concern and the father says "I should go talk to him."

He puts on his robe and then makes his way down the hallway to his son's room and knocks softly on the door as he opens it. "Timmy, I wanted to talk to you about what you saw just..." he stops dead in his tracks as he sees his young son on top of his grandmother plowing her but good.

The son smirks at him and shouts out "Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?!"

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[jedophile]

Not bad.