I am slacking off in my work, and I am doing it tomorrow instead. I've had a tough day as far as allergies and classes go, so that's reason enough to be a slacker for me. :D
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Hahaha, it's gotten to the point of ridiculousness in which me and my friend Laura will yell out "VAGINA!" at people for no reason. We did this to our suitemate Sue as she was walking in the suite, only to realize that she was on the phone with her mom after the fact.
I go to a Starbucks near here with a couple of friends, and it is always full of loud students from the nearby Christian college. Whenever they get too loud, I am always forced to shout out "Penis" or something dirty. XD
And at that party last week, I made no less than five sex jokes in under three minutes after meeting Aaron and seeing Sarah for the second time. Laurie later told me that Aaron was a little baffled and didn't know whether to laugh or not. XD
There's nothing like public humiliation in the form of inappropriate sexual outbursts, I always say. XDD
Oh man, I always do shit like that around people who don't know me too well, and it always makes them reeeeally uncomfortable. One time I was watching American Gladiators in a friend's suite, and we had been calling all the women contestants whores for some reason, and at one point one of the women Gladiators did a split or spread-eagle or something and I said "Well look at how far she can spread her legs, she's got to be a huge whore!" just as one of my friends suitemates who I don't know walked in. She looked at me as if I was the meanest girl ever, LOL!! It was amazing. I think I'm going to keep up that persona every time I see her now.
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I make a lot of sexual innuendos on purpose.
LOL! Yes! *high five*
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XDDD Ah, good times.
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And at that party last week, I made no less than five sex jokes in under three minutes after meeting Aaron and seeing Sarah for the second time. Laurie later told me that Aaron was a little baffled and didn't know whether to laugh or not. XD
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Oh man, I always do shit like that around people who don't know me too well, and it always makes them reeeeally uncomfortable. One time I was watching American Gladiators in a friend's suite, and we had been calling all the women contestants whores for some reason, and at one point one of the women Gladiators did a split or spread-eagle or something and I said "Well look at how far she can spread her legs, she's got to be a huge whore!" just as one of my friends suitemates who I don't know walked in. She looked at me as if I was the meanest girl ever, LOL!! It was amazing. I think I'm going to keep up that persona every time I see her now.
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*is jealous*
XD I find your randomness amusing, Pan.
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Haha, I'm glad that it's amusing and not annoying, lol.
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