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[jedilora]

Mrphle. I know I'm only at 38 weeks, but I want to serve eviction notice on my kid SO HARD.

She throws raucous dance parties at all hours of the day and night, she eats me out if house and home, and she keeps occupying the bladder region, while simultaneously hogging all the fluids, so I drink and pee and drink and pee and still feel like I'm not

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[time_testudinem]

I look forward to meeting her. (sounds like she knows how to have fun)