"...There's no way that can be right!"

[jedigandalf]

People(1) always (2) ask me: "How did you get to be such a super-cool cultural genius that women love and men want to be(3)?"

"It's easy, friends!(4)" I reply, condescending to acknowledge the poor souls at my feet (5). Essentially, it can all be done by following just a few simple tips for your everyday life.(6)

• First watch the music video for

Comments

[rebeccacorner17]

I like the list. It's reminiscent of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Perhaps intentional.

[soylent_frank]

So, should this be page one of the student handbook for The Code Red University Online?