What's happening with Hapes? And other Star Wars news.

[jedifreac]

At dinner with fellow Star Wars dork Neil

Me: Well, the thing with the Hapes Consortium is that it's the only empire--it is an empire, however small--to be led by a Jedi since, well, the Empire.
Neil: I gotta ask you this: Why do you always pronounce it Hapes? (HAY-peez)
Me: Why, how are you supposed to say it?
Neil: HAY-Pz.
Me: No, what? It's

Comments

[algern0n]

HAYPEEZ. HAYPEEZ. HAYPEEZ. HAYPEEZ.

[jedifreac]

Thank you, right? I always thought it was HayPEEZ!

[algern0n]

Surely it must be, there's an e there.

Like, you don't pronouce Hades (as in the ancient God of something) like "HADZ", you say "HayDEEZ".

[jedifreac]

holy shit, you're totally right. IN YOUR FACE, NEIL.

As you do.

[sarisa]

I CAUGHT HAPES FROM A DIRTY TOILET. D:

[tenel_ka]

Yeah, I agree with the HAY-PEEZ sentiment! XD