"Good Morning, Ladies and Gentlemen, if I may have your attention...

[jedicctrack]

...the train arriving directly behind the depot weighs 750 tons and we here at White Pass & Yukon Route Railroad strongly suggest that you remain well behind the yellow line for your safety.   Please do not play 'chicken' with the train as it is an inanimate object and does not care if you are an idiot."

God, I wish I could say that in my station

Comments

[m1911a1operator]

Jesus Christ almighty, pretty please tell me you had someone splatter themselves due to their own stupidity.

cuz that would just make my fucking day.

also, vote Chuck 2012, i'll be the guy running on the "idiocy should be painful" platform.

[tims300]

yay for jed posts!