Jedi Mistletoe Gift for Ansketil_Rose

[mistletoe_mod]

Title: "Rustling the Robes"

Author: Cindy Lou Who

Gift for: ansketil_rose

Rating: R

Pairing: Anakin/Palpatine

Summary: A visitor interrupts Anakin and Palpatine's rendezvous... eh, no matter!

Disclaimer: If I owned Star Wars, my life would be very, very different. All hail the Great Flanneled One.

Warnings: Smutty smut!

Author’s Notes: Merry

Comments

[luminations]

Thank you so much!

I'm happy when anyone likes my stuff, but especially when a non-Palpakin-shipper sees the light because of me... what a thrill! (Okay, so perhaps "sees the light" is a bit strong, but as you've said, a door has been opened, at least!)

[caffeinatedkate]

Well, I laughed but poor Obi. :(

The recipient should be happy though. I remember her discussing the idea for this fic somewhere, I guess her Secret Santa must have read that thread too.

[ansketil_rose]

Now you mention it, I do remember that. The Secret Santa is wise and all-knowing, eh?

[luminations]

You and your strong stomach ♥ Hehe, glad to make you laugh!

How smart and remember-y you are! :D

[caffeinatedkate]

Thank you.
I didn't think it was actually you who wrote it though, I thought it was someone who'd Done The Research.

the magic christmas slash elves granted my wish!!! ^_^

[ansketil_rose]

LOLOLOLOL - that was AWESOME!! I lol'd right the way through it! And throwing Obi in there - stroke of genius! ^_______^

I liked how Palpatine wasn't in complete control - he was obviously having difficulty there! And Obi-Wan's concern - and how Palpatine can't resist punning! Wonderful and hilarious in equal measure!

*does the happy happy dance*

I'm sure you were REALLY surprised to find out I was the author here...

[luminations]

The stroke of genius was all yours, since you basically requested this fic in the first place, eons ago, and I was all "NO, NO, I'D FUCK IT UP, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE IT?!?" ^_^

Glad you enjoyed it so much ♥ ♥ ♥

[pronker]

This was great and hot and fun, truly 'Star Wars-y.'

[luminations]

Thank you! <3

I assume by 'truly Star Wars-y' you mean with the punning and not in the "fun for the whole family" aspect. Hee!

[pronker]

Gigglesnort, yes the punning but also this semenal seminal mention of Tatooine, the birthplace of all things SW:

"Whew! It was hotter than Tatooine under there (Tatooine was a dry heat, after all!). "

[luminations]

Semenal! *snort*

Haha, I always joke that I live on Tatooine, so it's fun to sneak in Tatooine references like that :)

[gizzi1213]

Naughty Naughty Anakin indeed!! Of course, Palpatine deserved being tormented and teased!!

I rather agree with Anakin, I'd have LOVED to have seen the look on Obi-Wan's face several times during the course of this meeting.

I'd also love to hear Obi-Wan explain to Palpatine the jedi rules on having sex.

Most amusing is how delusional Anakin is at the end. "Handsome face," and "beloved by millions" just illustrate that very clearly!!!!

However, I'm very concerned that you may have infected firelady113 with this strange pairing!!! LOL

[ansketil_rose]

Most amusing is how delusional Anakin is at the end. "Handsome face," and "beloved by millions" just illustrate that very clearly!

It's not delusional! Handsome is and has always been a subjective affair and Palpatine literally is "beloved by millions" - he'd have to be to gain the kind of power he has and the fact is clearly stated at the start of the RotS novel in any case! :P

[luminations]

Glad you enjoyed it, Shnookums!

I actually would have loved to see the look on Obi-Wan's face too. Hee. As for how he'd explain the Jedi rules on sex, I guess we won't know 'til someone else writes it ;)

I see ansketil_rose already addressed the "delusional" part :P

Infection shminfection! I hope she reads this WONDERFUL pairing like the wind! (er... does the wind read?)