A t-shirt is the window to a JE boy's soul

May 26, 2008 21:14


SOURCES: Vendy's blog, here for most of the Arashi pics, Hadaka no Johnny's, bloodybrilliant
thanks to:
coffee_hanjan for clearing up on what was written Sho's shirt on VS Arashii
j_lawliet for adding Ryo as a contender in WHO WORE IT BETTER xDD
labeledlikeme for Sho's Sworn to fun.. shirt, Ohno's cap, Aiba's homegirl shirt, Ohno's Shit.. shirt
moonhound for Sho's Fantasy.. shirt + WHO WORE IT BETTER category 2 & 6
chocolatecrack for WHO WORE IT BETTER category 3 & 8 + K8 Concert Tour Pamphlet pics
silver_rose88 for WHO WORE IT BETTER cat 4
onyx_26 for Yamapi's Wet your whistle, Ohno's Whatever shirt, Sho's Rosario, and Aiba the Super..
poupeedesoie for the Ohno Embrace the Ideal.. & Jun's Moral Panic
marszz for Ohno's Is Godd Dead
frozen_rii for Nakamaru, Subaru's Satan.. and Hikaru's beer shirt
riidaisukiyo Ryo's Bahamas, Tego's No Fun, Yasu's Ride Fast..
currynana for the Toma pics <3, Music is playing.., chibi pi's stylist.., check out page 7 of the comments
neyvaa Ryo's Swedish pin, and Kame's drug shirt
iverin Ueda's femme
goldengutgirl a bunch of Sho pics, Aiba's The Fake
this_is_cd this_is_cd this_is_cd ♥♥♥ (check out her comments for more, page 4)

VER 1: May 26, 2008 | 79 Pictures

Resized for your viewing pleasure.
DO NOT HOTLINK. If my PB dies, you will be cursed to speak engrish forever. :D

This came about because of what's in the quotebox, so blame her, 'kay? :DDD

A t-shirt is the window to a JE boy's soul. Or something.
-cynicalism

THIS POST HAS MUTATED. IT'S ALIVE.
you can blame this_is_cd & the others listed above, but it's mostly this_is_cd's fault. :D
VER 2, as of May 31, 2008
Some shirt ICONS here. I'm such a pimp. ANYWAY, ON TO THE PICSPAM.





DDD:



DDDDDDDDDD:



aww, it's okay yoko. we love you.



You are eviscerated



Ultraviolence



It's all about war



There never was a good war or a bad peace
I love this shirt. I want this shirt.



War is stopped when you make true love



Apparently, Junno doesn't agree D:

WELCOME TO AN EPISODE OF "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"
CATEGORY I: BLONDIE


I.A is for Aiba-chan


I.S is for Shige


I.O is for Ohkura


I.R is for Ryo

CATEGORY II: UNDERGROUND


II.N is for Nino | II.M is for Massu

CATEGORY III: HLN


III.K is for Kame | III.T is for Tegoshi

CATEGORY IV: GREAT CHARACTER


IV.T is for Toma | IV.P is for Pi

CATEGORY V: PUNK THERAPY


V.N is for Nino | V.A is for Aiba

CATEGORY VI: PINK HOODIE


VI.O is for Ohno | VI.?? is for the Hey Say Kid

CATEGORY VII: IS GODD DEAD?


VII.O is for Ohno


VII.R is for Ryo

CATEGORY VIII: That Colorful Text Shirt That I Can't Read But Probably Won't Make Sense Anyway


VIII.Y for Yassu | VIII.K for Koyama

CATEGORY IX: WHATEVER


IX.N is for Nino | IX.O is for O--oh screw it,
COUPLE SHIRT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! adfsl;afakl;



now! Text 1-800-IDOL for AT&T subscribers.



Teenage Millionare
It's okay, Nakai. Aging is a natural process.



Johnny's Place fun



If time is money, then we owe you



Sadly Nino, I don't think that's possible. :(



Uno



I KNEW AIBA WAS A SUPERHERO.



HELL HEATING AND COOLING
SCUM BRIGADE



Hot Stuff



All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Where's the rum luv?



My girlfriend is out of town
so let's play ;)



The need for excitement
Sure looks excited doesn't he?
So you should:


Walk on the wild sideC
&the best way to do that is to sign up for this:


The galactic empire wants you



New Young Soul
if anyone can guess why this picture is directly under that galactic empire picture..BWAHAHAHA *RUNS*



I must be a MUSHROOM because they keep feeding me BULLSHIT



*cue creepy killer music*

A friendly message from our sponsors:


Burger Kiks



Mjolk
No Ryo, advertising milk in Swedish will not make you taller.



Taking a trip? The happiest way to fly, LSD. So see your travel aganet now



M fans' favorite. Quarter Pounder: Where the meat comes first



Satan Fucks Cocain

&on to our axed TV Shows..


OC


Friends



We learn from history that we do not learn from history
I want this one too.



Vote them bums out


Mighty S
looks so mighty, no?



Give me a light? Give me fire!!



Aviator Armee Air



Embrace the Ideal End
I don't think you know what pain is. I don't think you've gone that way. I could bring you so much pleasure.
I'll come to you when you say. I'm nog gonna hurt you.
Just close your eyes
Ride Me and Play



I got leid in Hawaii



Made with passionate love



Every shoe fits, no every boot
&then there's a picture of..a two headed ram?



Last Days



What Wisdom?



Keep America Green


Does our earth look blue?
The earth hour unites, ignites, awakens


Fresh air & water & green = the earth
ENVIRONMENTALSM FTW!!



Wet your whistle



Don't keep the faith, share it



Stand Alone


Porn Star
because


Fantasy is more important than knowledge
T.Tb Keio boy wisdom, folks.



THE FAKE



I'm a dust magnet
SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD.

A few words from Koki, Ueda and Junno.


Queer


Gay is good, gay is proud


..okay. *pats Junno*



Prospect better than obsession



Trippin Marijuana
tell us something we don't know.



Jesus is my homeboy


Mary is my homegirl
(I can't see enough to read the text, but I do hope that it's homegirl.)


Nothing could shake her from her faith

Idol's Guide:
1.

Know Thyself
2.

Listen to Bob Marley
3.

1.Don't Lift
2.Brakes Suck
3.Cheat Whenever Possible
4.Always Have a Good Excuse
5.Second Place Suck
6.More Power
4. Keep a

5.

Breathe more basic



Moral Panic

Having


is


No Fun



Destroy
(on pants) Champion



Killing Lies
girl tell me little lie. please tell me little lieeeeeee *shot*



I am irritating
*smirks*



Luv



Aftermath



Nirvana
is


Under


Rock bottom
...I don't know how that's possible either.



Fuck art, Let's dance



National Champion
This is what Uchi thinks of that:


You're gonna kiss my ass?
&Ryo says,


to which Uchi replies,


Sex is a high performance thing
OTP FTW!!!!



You said it.





Education is a process of discover our own ignorance
ENGRISH.

In Engrish, ROYAL can be used in the following ways:


Sworn to fun, royal to none


Rock N' Royal
T.Tb

FANGIRLS REPRESENT!


I love Philippines
WE LOVE YOU TOO <3



I ♥ French more than ever



It's better in the Bahamas



Maryland



Where the hell is Tonopah?



Tenessee Tea Shirt



Let's Talk Turkey



New York Fucking City



Property of Kentucky





XDDDDD

Ohkura and Yassu share the


Indian's Philosophy, which is to


Ride hard, Die Free
In other words,


Fast to live, young to die



You can knock on mine, I'll let you in.



Dry, Cool, Bad and Smart as a Stylist Gangster
...stylsit gangster. Now we know who's behind the feathers and sparkles.



Gonna Bale



this is a screencap right? He wore it on TV O_O



Proof that even Johnny doesn't understand what his boys wear.
*suspends Hikaru*



Fieste time to ill founded



JEFF, EXCAVATION CONTRACTOR
Uchi leads a double life T.Tb


The Jolly Ranger
..Maybe a triple life?



..&Uchi's not the only one.



Rosario
;-; Sho baby, doesn't Johnny pay you enough?



Mean people suck


Oh look, he called himself on it.


Trasher
PWND.



Kill Manja Rock



Your name's not down you're not coming in
So this is what bouncers in Japan wear.

Johnny's are


Splendid


Sinful


in


Reel life



Blam Blam Blam Blam



Ryo's grass is blue. T.Tb



Joy to cost control and children in the hope that they may forgive what we've done



Denim is Dead
THAT'S A LIE.




I f*ck for brand



Arlinton Disringuished



Masturbation, Regulation


Cum Here


Love seed
*________*



Happines is 12 incher
Take it from Nino. He knows these things.



Tnotry Bra



Sky is the limit
ANIMO SPIRIT! *shot*



Burning from the plastic college



This is my lay around the house and do absolutely nothing shirt



..I have this insane urge to turn him around just to see if BACK is written on the other side.



Apparently, Aiba likes shirts that tell him where the front is.



Libertine or Prude
Do Your Thing
says the


Juvenile delinquent



Femme
&of course, Ryo feels he must be better than Ueda, therefore


Femme Fatale



Caution: Can go from zero to bitch in 5 seconds



Bitch
Fierce.



I WILL LET YOU, NOW COME TO BED. *__________*



Vate the chain



PAIN
I hate myself and I want to


Hanson
Shit Shoot



JE in a nutshell.



Anger is an Energy
(in smaller boxes) Cliche and conformity



94/95 Stones



I have no idea what Avant-Garde means
adf;lkadfkl my love for this boy just grew some more, i didn't think that was possible. *drags Sho off to meet Christian Soriano*



Dog or Die
Choose wisely.

ONE WORD (aka WHERE JECCA TRIES TO AMUSE HERSELF BY FORMING SENTENCES)


Gentle



Ugly



Idiot



Tinkers



Tracks



Expert



Inabitant

THAT WAS A SENTENCE B.


Brilliant



Daddy,
extraenchanted THIS IS FOR YOU!!! <3



Hustle
SHO!PIMP



Home

That was another sentence. *is being given weird looks*

If a t-shirt is the window to a JE boy's soul, the Yamapi's soul would be:


and Arashi's would be:



je ate my brain, my ovaries want sho, public post, why don't i have a ryouchi tag, je group: arashi, je group: news, i am a crazy fangirl, je group: kanjani8, ohmiya is totally canon

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