Three parter:

[jeanettex]

Today as I was driving - actually speeding is more like it - to school, a squirrel ran in front of my car. I didn't even take my foot off the gas because I knew it was too late and also because I have no heart. But somehow that little squirrel managed to miss all four tires and lived to tell about it. He's probably updating his lj about it right

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[deadwolfbones]

That story just reminds me of Survive Style 5+, which you still need to see.

[happyshrapnel]

skub is obviously some kind of topical wart-removing ointment. i should get an A in your class.

also, dance off, yeah...