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[jealousflower]

PS

EMILY AND I MODERATE DIRTYGOTHSLUTS

JOIN NOW OR DIE BITCHZ

QUIT YO JIBBA JABBA.

Ohhhhhh my god, we are so fucking hilarious at four in the morning on a Sunday. Need I even say more?

Oh, and thank you for the inspiration, Justin M. Keyes.

Comments

melons

[fatpussyfarts]

1. A/S/L PLZ
i've been dying for 17 years. with anyone, whenever, whereever. anywhere you want me to be preferably in the litter box
2. WHY ARE YOU A DIRTY GOTHIC SLUT?
The reason I should be a dirty gothic slut is because my vagina is pierced and I dyed my pubs black with red highlights therefore making me a goth… And I do not clean my vaginal area ever, I let nature do its work. Plus, I have sex with five people all while doing crack, which makes me a slut. So thus, I am a dirty gothic slut.
3. WHAT MAKES YOU UNSASSY, UNSCENE, AND SLUTTY?
I am the essence of slutty, I made a hole in the back of my pants one time so that in school i could sit on my boyfriends lap and he could fuck me up the ass with his pierced dick. Also I am so fat that you can have sex with my rolls of lard also they have pimples on the which I painted black (the nasty ones that are juicy and when you pop them the juice squirts everywhere even your pants and all over the mirror until you are soaked in pimple juice).
4. POST A PICTURE - LJCUT OR UR 455 15 GR455<

Re: melons

[jealousflower]

Nooo, nooo, wrong place. Post it in the community, in the community!

Although, personally, you've already got my vote, haha.

[fatpussyfarts]

UGHHHHHHHHHH I hate live-journal... I leave you orgasmic comment and they delete FUCK ON THEM

[jealousflower]

Aww, I want my orgasmic comments, damnit!

Leave me another, muahahaha. <3

cheetos of the night

[fatpussyfarts]

my raindeers have caught fire and i'm losing toe hairs quickly. oh no. now, it's time to feast upon a mountain of lice covered sernity pads. the smell of you lingers like chinese horse that has bad gas. the hooves of this exquisite animal, stomp proudly against your face... leaving you completely horny and wanting more... and that is where i cum in. DOODLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: cheetos of the night

[jealousflower]

Oh my god. Your extraordinary verbal prowess leaves me weak with desire.

Let's so do it in the back of a Volkswagen. You are a sexy beast, and I want you so badly I can hardly STAND, you dirty gothic slut!

<3 Sam-E
xoxoxoxo

P.S. I think you are fucking hilarious to the max. If you have AIM, you absolutely have to IM me. My screen name is Tragically Hep X. I am online all the time.