mission report for chasing_spring

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Mission report for chasing_spring
Delivered by: basil_ovelby

Title: The Shortest Season of Top Chef Ever Filmed
Groups: Arashi (Aiba, Nino, Ohno), Kanjani8 (Ryo, Subaru, Yoko), Toma, Yamapi, SMAP (Kusanagi, Kimura), TOKIO (Nagase, Leader), V6 (Sakamoto)
Pairings: some Aiba/Nino and Ryo/Toma
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: general insanity,

Comments

[lianne29]

This is hilarious!

Poor Toma for being always forgotten. And then there was the insanity brought about by Sakamoto and his bombs, Nagase and his love for meat and swearing, Joushima and his talent for talking to animals and Kusanagi and his dance skills

I also liked the commercials inserted in between the segments.

I enjoyed reading this!

[r_1_ss_a]

I echo the comment above! This was hilarious! :)

There were so many laugh out loud moments, from Nagase with his meat to Ohno with his fishes! Awwwwww at Toma!!!! AND AIBA'S CAKIE!

I enjoyed this! <3

[g_esquared]

i told myself i would read 'just a little' first but ended up reading the entire thing on my phone in the dark because i couldn't stop. lmao, so cracktastic. i loved how it was sort of like tv format in prose form? also, how everything completely fails but the footage is still pretty entertaining? and the ~~soulful stuff like nino's ramen against a sunset. your contestant introductions seriously hooked me, lol. totally taken with ryo's artsy fartsy-ness and how toma doesn't get it at all but ryo still manages to make toma feel better!! also, 'i donut care anymore'. sdlfjsf dumb t-shirt puns are the best. :Db

[chasing_spring]

OMG. THIS WAS AMAZING.

Seriously, I could not stop laughing. Nagase being all the right amounts of insane, Ryo and his freaking poetry, Toma and his invisibility! You gave me RyoMa!! I love you for giving me RyoMa!!!

"I'll call it... 'Cakie'!"

That got me big time...I mean, that is freaking genius XD

Darkened shadows
Moving in the night
What ho, a light

I dunno, I just love that "what ho" XD

Kusanagi takes some milk out of his refrigerator as he taps away. Milk sprays across the floor as he tries to take a drink.

"We've had to board-up the apartment beneath his after thousands of complaints about heavy clunking from the ceiling all through the night."

Kusanagi's landlord sits emotionless at her desk, a little hula-girl dancing on top of her printer.

HAHAHAHAHA. Tsuyopon's character was THE BEST. The energy! The obliviousness!

"No time to chat, dude! Gots ta get home and get dinner goin'!" He gestures to the lump on his back before giving a whistle and walking off

[rockthecliche]

"A rancid odor
Wreaks havoc upon my pallid tongue.
Swift, but sure
A fishy lure."

this is where i totally LOST it, oh my god, this was just. the best. i can't.

i didn't even know i liked ryo/toma until it popped up. marvelous job! ♥