JB, having some experience in this area, here's what you do when you really want and need some extra attention: purposefully put yourself in direct contact with a plate that is dripping cheese and try your best to get it in a stragetic spot where others will notice right off that you have cheese in your hair. Then, freak out. Yell, say "OMG", squeal really high pitched, (that maximizes the affect you're after b/c everyone looks at you then). Then you eye down the waiter that dropped the cheese in your hair (even though you know it was really you putting it in yourself) and don't tip...no matter how much you may want to. Don't do it. Then go outside by yourself after you comment on how you got cheese in your hair to the person that takes your money, and make a phone call to get extra sympathy. Then, you go ride in the car with the most sympathetic people and cry for all you're worth b/c they'll give you the attention you're obviously seeking. Then go off with one person, make a grand enterance where everyone will be looking at
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I'm not gonna lie...I NEED ATTENTION RIGHT NOW!!!...I'm all alone with NO ONE to hang out with..............................................................................ok I"m done :)
Well, if you'll read the above message, you'll find all you need to know about how to recieve attention...I SO wish I was there but I've just had the most awesome night (just getting home) and I wish you were here. Love you!
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