Comments | jcurtis: ::juts out lower lip::

jcurtis

::juts out lower lip::

Oct 07, 2003 19:47

These guys sending me e-mail seem to think I need a bigger penis.

Do you think I need a bigger penis?

Please be gentle in your honesty; I can't take harsh opinions.

LOL

Comments 15

NO drkpaw October 8 2003, 03:19:49 UTC

I like the size of your penis. Non exsistent. I like to keep one sort of virginity in my life. Love you Hunny.

Re: NO jcurtis October 8 2003, 03:21:47 UTC

Oh, trust me, penis or no, I can still take that virginity from you. ::grins, twirling your new tail in the air::

Re: NO drkpaw October 8 2003, 04:03:51 UTC

The tail doesn't count. you would have to use a strap on.

Re: NO jcurtis October 8 2003, 14:00:46 UTC

Hm ... goes to www.stockroom.com ... I'll have to look up some of those ... ::grins::

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crystal_blitz October 8 2003, 05:35:46 UTC

Heehee...I once got an email that said "Enlarge your penis and your bust with one easy pill!"

o_O

Now, that's just weird.

jcurtis October 8 2003, 13:59:59 UTC

I'd be too afraid of it enlargening my clitoris to take it for my bust size, and I can't imagine a guy taking it expecting a larger penis and getting bigger breasts...

crystal_blitz October 8 2003, 14:06:44 UTC

LoL--it was the "and" that got me. it'd been totally different if it was "enlarge your penis OR your bust" but the 'and' threw me. LoL
I'd love to see the person who picks that bottle up and says, "oooh! This is PERFECT for me...bigger penis AND bigger boobs--woot!"

jcurtis October 8 2003, 14:07:36 UTC

My husband would probably get a kick out of it. He's been lifting weights and is already joking about wearing a training bra. Eep!

thaily October 8 2003, 09:06:44 UTC

Everybody needs a bigger penis! Bigger penii for all!!

jcurtis October 8 2003, 14:07:56 UTC

::slaps a hand over your mouth:: No, no! Don't say that, you'll get Todd believing it!! Good god, it already hurts half the time already because of his size!!!

Um, damn, I didn't even take into account that drkpaw may read this ... I hope it doesn't boost his ego too much ... LOL

beachmum October 8 2003, 10:23:36 UTC

Spam is evil...don't ya think?!!

golden_lotus October 8 2003, 12:01:55 UTC

I got one once that said, no lie, "Add inches to your member, improve your golf game..."

...um... I'm not using THAT to putt with, dude.

jcurtis October 8 2003, 13:58:30 UTC

ROFL ... I knew this was the right thread to read in the morning...