fic - Naruto
So... there was this prompt I started once, that got knocked down because I was stumped on Drel's request: Hayate or Mizuki with Iruka, or Kotetsu and Izumo. Smut.
Stumped, I tell you!
So I talked to Momo. The resulting drabble is ALL HER FAULT. :D
Tsunade looked at the stain on her office desk, all that was left of the two bodies they'd found earlier that week. They'd saved her life, really. Two chuunin who'd worked for her for years, self-sacrificing to keep her alive.
She didn't rub her thumb over the greasy mark. It was clean, they told her, but she couldn't quite bring herself to do it. Gods knew there might still be poison traces, no matter what they said. She'd have to get a new desk.
Not only because of the poison, but because of the two men who'd found it. Izumo and Kotetsu, sprawled on her desk, naked and still intertwined.
Those bastards had had sex on her desk. She was definitely getting a new one. No wonder her stocks of lube had been dropping so rapidly.
She glared at the oily stain again, and made a mental note throw out the rest of the poisoned jar of lubricant.
--End
Stumped, I tell you!
So I talked to Momo. The resulting drabble is ALL HER FAULT. :D
Tsunade looked at the stain on her office desk, all that was left of the two bodies they'd found earlier that week. They'd saved her life, really. Two chuunin who'd worked for her for years, self-sacrificing to keep her alive.
She didn't rub her thumb over the greasy mark. It was clean, they told her, but she couldn't quite bring herself to do it. Gods knew there might still be poison traces, no matter what they said. She'd have to get a new desk.
Not only because of the poison, but because of the two men who'd found it. Izumo and Kotetsu, sprawled on her desk, naked and still intertwined.
Those bastards had had sex on her desk. She was definitely getting a new one. No wonder her stocks of lube had been dropping so rapidly.
She glared at the oily stain again, and made a mental note throw out the rest of the poisoned jar of lubricant.
--End