Can't we just accept the fact that we're landlocked?

[jaytee]

OK, it's a great place to stop for a drink and maybe for dinner. The pond is part of what makes it pleasant. But, it's not oceanfront, for Christ's sake. Get over yourselves and stop pretending that it is.

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[winnowill2]

Can we also please learn to spell "rehearsal"?

[zette]

It's a play on the song "Oceanfront Property in Arizona", I would guess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KLVwRrCR3g

Apologies if you already knew that.

Screw oceanfront property in Arizona; I want oceanfront property in Key Largo!

[jaytee]

Oh, I see. Thanks for clearing me up! Given the inanity of a recent development called the Waterfront which consists of overpriced condos and retail stores along an irrigation canal, I thought that's what was going on here.