Emergency!!!

[jaykayrowling]

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY JUICY FRUIT? I CANNOT MAKE A PROPER POST WITHOUT IT.

I AM OFFERING A LARGE REWARD FOR WHOMEVER LOCATES THE THIEF.

Comments

[princeofwriting]

I dunno, but I have a pack of Big Red...

[jaykayrowling]

Big Red just doesn't hit the right spot, but thanks for the kind offer, princeofwriting. Are you another one of Konomi's children? He has so many of them on here.

[princeofwriting]

No problem.

I am. I'm his main character, Ryoma.

[jaykayrowling]

Ah, so you're his star child. *________*

It's a pleasure to meet you.

[irishhalfblood]

Oh....oh you have got to be JOKING me!

Fine, I dealt with having Merlin, our great wizarding icon showing up. I dealt with having the four Founders returning from the grave. And now...now

..What are you? God or something?

Whatever you are, now you're here too! Do you want to live in my shed? You might as well, all the other icons are there! Come on in, THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[slobberymongrel]

Oh, would you look at that. Finnegan's finally cracked.

SEE THAT PRONGS?? THATS FIVE SICKLES RIGHT THERE!! PAY UP, BAMBI!!

[irishhalfblood]

I HAVE NOT CRACKED! I AM AS CALM AS THE OCEAN! AS CALM AS THE OCEAN!!!

[jaykayrowling]

Does my name look like the name of a person who'd pull a fast one on you? I think not.

[the_rowena]

This world continues to get more and more insane.

In my time fruit grew on trees or in the ground and it was picked and eaten as desired. Rewards were not offered.

[jaykayrowling]

Hello dearest, Rowena.

[pyro_zuko]

I don't know who took it but now I'm craving gum. Thanks. D:

[jaykayrowling]

Well, if you find it for me, your reward will be far greater than just gum.

[cool_vamp]

Juicy....fruit?

Sorry, Lady, not seen any of that. I'll keep my eyes out, though.

[jaykayrowling]

Thank you, cool_vamp!

[cool_vamp]

No prob, and the name's Vinnie. Pleased ta meet ya.

[jaykayrowling]

The pleasure is all mine, Vinnie.