BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

[jaykayrowling]

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF BRAWL. I, JAYKAY ROWLING, HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

MY CABANA BOY (SIRIUS BLACK) IS LEAVING TOWN FOR HOLIDAY AND I WILL NEED A TEMPORARY MANSERVANT TO DO MY BIDDING.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.

I AM ENGAGED TO KUBO TITE.HE PROPOSED TO ME EARLIER ON A MEME HOSTED IN SHISHIDO'S ELJAY

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[bragginghor]

CONGRATULATIONS JK ROWLING-SAN!!!

[bragginghor]

YES WE DID!!! HARRY WAS TOO SLOW!!!

[jaykayrowling]

LALALALALALALA!!! NOT IN MY CANON YOU DIDN'T.

[bragginghor]

YOUR CANON IS INCORRECT!!! BUT BOOK EIGHT CAN MAKE FOR IT!!!

[jaykayrowling]

MY CANON IS NEVER INCORRECT!!!! IT IS MY CANON! NOT YOURS.

[bragginghor]

WELL ME AND HERMY-HONEY KILLED VOLDEMORT FIRST AND THAT'S THE REAL CANON!!!

[jaykayrowling]

MY CANON IS THE REAL CANON! DO I NEED TO TALK TO KONOMI ABOUT PUTTING YOU ON TIME OUT?!

[bragginghor]

NO!!! I DON'T NEED A TIME OUT!!! I WAS JUST CORRECTING YOU!!!

[jaykayrowling]

I DON'T NEED TO BE CORRECTED> I AM NOT MYOPIA.

[bragginghor]

WHO IS MYOPIA?!?!?!

[jaykayrowling]

NOT WHO, BUT WHAT! (WHAT WHAT, IN THE BUTT! LOLZ.)

MYOPIA.

[bragginghor]

YOUR BUTT HAS SHORT-SIGHTED VISION?!?!?!

[jaykayrowling]

NO. I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT SONG I HEARD EARLIER TODAY. HAVE YOU HEARD IT BEFORE.

[bragginghor]

NO I HAVEN'T!!! IS IT ANY GOOD?!?!

[jaykayrowling]

IT IS GREAT.

[bragginghor]

THAT'S REALLY GROSS!!!!!! I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!!!