JAWS 9: THE INVINCIBLE

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...

He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-

Oh hell yes.

Mart has now regained

Comments

phone

[perfektsymmetry]

Oh? What is it?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Oh, just a little thing called invincibility.

[perfektsymmetry]

Invincible? Really? [He sounds impressed!]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Yup, I got a shitload of my demi-god power back.

I can feel it!

[phone]

[notlikethemovie]

What'd you get? You're not some regular target for the murdering masses are you?

Re: [phone]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Nah.

Well sometimes.

But those guys are seriously fucked now that I got my nigh-invulnerability back!

[phone]

[notlikethemovie]

You've got what? I feel so cheated right now.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Hey

Well, it is one of my full demi-god powers from back home.

I ain't just the son of Leviathan for nothing.

C

[strike_you_out]

[The sound of roller blades approaches from behind. Slugger flits past Mart and skids to a halt up the street where he eyes Mart's burger.]

Gross.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

You're gross!

[Mart is once again the master of retorts.]

If you got a problem, you come up her and tell it to me!

[strike_you_out]

[He stays where he is.]

Why? Going deaf?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Nope.

Cause I'm gonna take that bat and-

Wait I already used that one...

Well, either way I'd beat the shit outta you.

A

[moemoetentacles]

What'd you get?

Re: A

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Oh nothing.

Just a little thing called INVINCIBILITY.

[moemoetentacles]

What? Really? How?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Because it's what I am back home, and I got it back!

I am a demi-god after all.