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BITE #8 - SUPER JAWS

Aug 07, 2011 22:59

[Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

ACTION

[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

PHONE

Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

awesome, mart vineyard, super strength, mayfield, regain

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action dearmungandr August 8 2011, 03:34:59 UTC

[Jormungandr is walking through town when... aw crap. It's the kid.

...and he's lifting a tree.

Lucky bastard.]

Re: action jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 03:41:57 UTC

[Mart is ecstatic. He was just testing his strength, and he's got all his super strength back!

Mart'll let the tree fall to the ground just in time to see Jormungandr approaching.]

dearmungandr August 8 2011, 03:44:11 UTC

[Not so long ago all Jormungandr had to do was roll and the world would be plagued by great waves and earthquakes. And now here he is being shown up by a kid who talks too much.

He hates this town. So much.

He's just going to stand in the street and watch silently.]

jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 03:51:14 UTC

[Just gonna think they're still total bros]

Hey dude!

Did you see that!?

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action gotyourbones August 8 2011, 03:36:40 UTC

[Why is school out in the summer. Medic is bored out of his mind.

...Though, a kid lifting a tree is pretty interesting.]

Zhat is an interesting talent you have zhere.

Re: action jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 03:40:27 UTC

[Just gonna

lift the tree overhead.]

Yeah. I'm pretty fucking awesome.

Re: action gotyourbones August 8 2011, 03:55:48 UTC

You are not modest in zhe least, are you?

[That's okay. You've piqued Medic's curiosity; bragging about it is warranted. He approaches, looking Mart over curiously.]

And vhere does zhis talent come from? It isn't apparent in your physique.

jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 04:43:10 UTC

Fuck no. 'Cause I'm fucking awesome.

And 'Cause I'm a goddamn demi-god, dude.

And pardon me if this is stereotyping, but are you a Nazi?

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trueguardian August 8 2011, 07:45:09 UTC

[ Lan Fan is just...rather...

no, she's really fucking surprised. ]

H-how can you lift that much? Does it have to do with any of your powers?

jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 14:44:15 UTC

[Twirling the tree now.]

Fuck yes it does!

I'm ready to kick ass and take names!

ICON FAIL trueguardian August 9 2011, 11:49:39 UTC

[ Lan Fan takes a cautious step backwards, to avoid any possibility of getting smacked with a tree ]

That's impressive. What's the maximum weight you can lift?

jaws5sonofjaws August 9 2011, 23:41:47 UTC

I dunno.

But one time I threw a whale at some bad guys.

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Phone crazyclownwoman August 8 2011, 13:22:42 UTC

Why are you so happy today?!

jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 14:45:17 UTC

Well, for one thing, I can rip trees out of the ground.

And then throw them at people!

crazyclownwoman August 10 2011, 23:15:27 UTC

Really?

That's so cool!

jaws5sonofjaws August 10 2011, 23:53:50 UTC

I know right! I can beat the shit outta anyone!

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action strike_you_out August 8 2011, 18:52:12 UTC

[Well then. There's an interesting sight. Slugger merely watches from the street for now, waiting to see what Mart does with that tree.]

Re: action jaws5sonofjaws August 8 2011, 19:19:07 UTC

[He sees that creepy kid.] Hey! You want some of this?

strike_you_out August 8 2011, 20:05:14 UTC

[And now he grins. Apparently, he doesn't intend to run. Consider it an invitation to show him what you got, Mart.]

jaws5sonofjaws August 9 2011, 00:51:37 UTC

You try any of that creepy demon shit on me, I will drop this tree on your head!

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