This joke sucks.

[jasonwarlock]

man goes to jail over sex with a vacuum.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/25/national/a134838D58.DTL&tsp=1

Comments

[prokrstn8r]

Oh, well it was a car wash vaccuum! That's entirely different! What a weirdo!

Incidentally, he's being forced to submit to drug testing, so I suspect drugs probably played a part in his indiscretions.

[jessnut]

Yeah the 90 days was probably for breaking and entering/tresspassing, indecent exposure, and property damage/defacing... more than for the sex part.

[chaos_dancer]

Sheesh! Waht sort of society do we love in where a man and his technological device cannot express their love for each other in the privacy of their own home!