I've been away ...

[jason_schmidt]

I've been in a shell the past couple of days. I'm not too sure why I suck so hard right now; I just know that I do. Ray-Ray hasn't been doing me any favors in the defense department, either. I think he hates me now, but OH WELL he still doesn't know what a G-String is

Comments

You don't need to worry...

[latroy_hawkins]

You still aren't getting any boos or hatemail. I got lots of them. But mostly hatemail from stupid, ignorant people. You know, rednecks... idiots... Dusty....

Re: You don't need to worry...

[jason_schmidt]

Whoa I just saw one of your hate mail letters. I didn't know that Kerry Wood was mad at you for eating his Hostess snacks. Oh well. Rest assured your hate mail in San Francisco will be marked in Hello Kitty stationary with glitter and rainbows all over it ... AND THAT'S JUST THE GOODBYE NOTE FROM HERGES!

Re: You don't need to worry...

[jason_schmidt]

By the way, you have to lay off the crazy pills. They just went through drug testing here and you look crazy in your picture.

[omar_vizquel]

I'm working on getting more Fun Dip, Schmidty. We should go shopping for some more later. I don't care about them checking snacks anymore.

What is the deal with smelly socks?

[marquis_grissom]

Man, I don't know. I don't know.

[d_mientkiewicz]

YOU have a fat head

The deal with smelly socks

[budselig]

People with smelly socks eat too many snacks. Bad snacks - like skittles. Not the good, approved snacks, like HoHos. (And don't call Marquis' wife a HoHo - that just gets him mad. Have you noticed that Grissom is mad a lot? Steroids make you mad. And fragile. Hmmmm.)