PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE TRUE.

[jason_schmidt]

I was shopping again today when some lady came up to me and asked me for an autograph. I said "sure," and she said "Oh my god, you're my idol and you're sooo skinny now." So I said, alright, okay whatever. She came up to me with a Roseanne season one DVD set. I went crazy and ran away crying. Please, guys, say it ain't so. SAY IT AIN'T SO.

Comments

[ericgagne]

You must be very bored.

Wait.

I am commenting. I must be bored, too.

[not_brandon]

It's the eyes, dude. *stifles laughter* Sorry man, it's just really really creepy.

[michael_tucker]

I see the resemblance.

[tyler_walker]

I bet Roseanne could avoid being HIT BY A BALL HEADING TO RIGHT FIELD!

[michael_tucker]

GOD DAMN WIDE LOAD WALKER! IT DIDN'T HIT ME!

[marquis_grissom]

Heh, Rosanne. I love that show.

[lance_niekro]

Jason we have the same b-day and the same hairline. I am so ashamed of my dome. Have you seen me take my hat off in the dugout? Welcome back off the DL. Strike those Dodger fools out!

[jason_schmidt]

Yeah, well the difference is that I look lke Roseanne. You look like Chucky.