I don't have anything to say. I just wanted to use my banana.

I have really, really bad heartburn (stupid applesauce. stupid, stupid, delicious, wonderful, tasty, stupid applesauce). The dog ate all of my tums, and the only thing left is a bottle of rolaids with two and a half pink ones at the bottom that expired in 1998. And while I'm at it, my back hurts, I have too much studying to do, and I want my ( Read more... )

LNSEMSF. Looking at the solid, emperical research, I would agree, although his level of excellence is already very high. I think we should start our own chapter of LNSEMSF. Who's with me?

Well, I suppose you could do your taxes on this, but I think I'd opt for this, myself.

uh, okie dokie...

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I played with this for an hour.

You should do your taxes with this from now on.

mmm, skor bar...I wish there was a prize for this. Maybe one of those green minty deals.

And finally, the biggest virtual house ever. I like the thirty nineth floor. Maybe. But it's still not as good as pie in a jar ( Read more... )

eeeeeeeeeeee! Can we say "Christmas present for Stephie"? (scroll down past the giant chocolate bear paw)

Continuing my campaign for Sphincter Tension Relief around the world, I give you these (and they work this time. really.):

This is just pure relaxation.

Do you have some pent up aggression? Just visit here.

Don't you wish you were this guy?

Look at the pretty colors.

And there will be many more to come. Sweet dreams.

I know my beards, baby. Can you beat my wonderful and fabulous score of 9/10? Yes, that's right, nine out of ten. Oh, yeah.

Also, there is a picture out there of a bunny with a waffle on it's head. The first person to find it gets a free taco.

"I'm so tired of being fucked in the ass by life all the time. I can't do anything about it, and it's just not fair."Well, good heavens. Apparently, this is a pound-me-in-the-ass kind of place, and you really have no say in the matter. Inevitably, we will all receive a good ass fucking, correct? Well, if that's really the case, we might as well ( Read more... )