put some conway twitty on, i'm gonna eat me a BARRRR

[japolo]

it's been an odd weekend. i was supposed to have done my taxes, but i didn't. i'm really bad about taxes because i hate staring at forms/wishing i was at the dentist. i upgraded my two of my machines to a current version of fbsd7.0 and that pretty much took all of saturday. not fun, but necessary.

i've been on a semi-diet lately (currently at -5

Comments

[lishd]

my favorite mnemonic is for the OSI model:

A Pussy So Tight No Dick Penetrates

[japolo]

dude, if i'd had that one i could have poweneded the burrito.

[lishd]

damnit, now i'm hungry.

[japolo]

Tacqueria del OSI only serves networking-oriented food, such as Business-Casual-Virgin Mole and Quesadilla Con Arpflood. :( also their chips are hell of stale.

[kill]

huh, you said "human ween"

[japolo]

i know, i am such the oscar wilde of lj

[kill]

I've always said it.

rock 'n' roll dietstyle

[lossfound]

i have eaten a variation of this meal more than i care to admit, sans the booze and nachos, usually. and that is why, like you, i am now on a diet among other things.

congratulations on the -5% btw.

also, i believe this is considered too elaborate to be a death row last meal. it seems like whenever i read a wikipedia article on a sentenced murderer it goes something like "as a last meal, the inmate requested a cut of veal with twice baked potatoes and asparagus, but this was rejected by the warden, so they ended up eating a quart of mint chocolate ice cream instead."

Re: rock 'n' roll dietstyle

[japolo]

http://www.deadmaneating.com/

"Last Meal: Boyd requested a medium-well New York strip steak, a baked potato with sour cream, a roll with butter, a salad with ranch dressing and a Pepsi. Officials said he was pleased with his last meal."

i was kidding about the 90%, but yeah, a good number of last meals wind up being these sprawling amalgams of favorite foods.

"gilberto reyes
texas
june 21, 2007
bbq turkey legs and bbqbrisket, a bowl of cheddar cheese and avocados"

[testing4l]

That's an awesome meal! I salute you and your culinary imitation of death row.

In other news, I think I might be on my way to an era of trying *BSD and other Linuxes again. My criticisms are sounding a little too dated and I'm hearing sufficiently good things to get me interested.

Also, if you unfriend this post, I will totally publicize and celebrate this day of massive feasting. It might be my Jewish roots. It might be because I think I should massive meals like that more. It might be the hope that someone'll come up with a better name. Y'know. Whatever. Stuff.

[japolo]

both names are particularly harsh. i can unfriend this post, sure ;> bsd is nice and kind to terminal-oriented people. i lubs it.

Dayam

[dannyman]

I think I'm gonna hurl. I was okay 'til the taqueria comments.

-d