81 [Accidental Voice]

[japansnewdawn]

[There's a lot of angry muttering and crashing through the bushes going on, before the voice makes itself more clear]

--owls. When I find them, they're going to pay for this continued torment.

...there has to be some--no. I've been this way before.

[There's a sigh, and more underbrush being abused--quite possibly hacked at with a sword.I'll

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[candyswords]

...you didn't get yourself stuck out there, did you?

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[candyswords]

That's good. It tends to get rather handsy.

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[oneeyedsnake]

There's a handcuff tree?

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[candyswords]

Yes, perhaps you'd like me to show you where it is? I'm sure the tree would love to trap you there.

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[oneeyedsnake]

I'm sure you'd love that, but you won't be having that opportunity any time soon.

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[candyswords]

Oh, but that's no fair. How will I ever show you where the tree is? You did seem rather interested.

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[oneeyedsnake]

Your kindness is unnecessary. I have all the time in the world here. I'm sure I can find it on my own.

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[candyswords]

Yes, but it would be so much faster with a guide.

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[oneeyedsnake]

Do you take me for a fool? Guiding is hardly what you're interested in.

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[candyswords]

Only if you want to be one.

As long as you remain harmless, you stay alive, Takasugi-san. Isn't it in your best interests to do that?

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[oneeyedsnake]

In this place? Death might be a preferable alternative, but I don't have that luxury.

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[candyswords]

Oh? I'd be more than happy to help you earn it.

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[oneeyedsnake]

....

[brb laughing forever]

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[japansnewdawn]

YOU SHUT UP!

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[oneeyedsnake]

[nope, sorry, still laughing]

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[japansnewdawn]

I should just leave you out here and go find Gintoki instead!