Three unrelated threesomes involving Ueda

[yararanger]

All three of these were written for prompts from the awesome community 15_minute_fic. This means they were written in exactly, or less than, 15 minutes. These are all terrible and you should not read them.

Ueda/Maru/Kame - Hard R - 142 words

Comments

[yararanger]

THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A NORMAL PERSON but it's okay, ilu anyway.

Who have we got left to porn Ueda with? Junno, Koki, Jin, Yamapi, Tegoshi, Koyama, Shige, Massu, maybe Kusano if I can manage it, Sho, Ohno and Aiba. I don't know K8 well enough to do porn with them yet.

That's 6 more threesomes if Kusano is involved. Maybe I could do two foursomes (Kusapinda, and whatever the namesquish for the remainder of Arashi would be. Sakuraibohno...da? IDEK LMAO). So that's two of them plus three threesomes. I am not sure how I feel about the prospect of porning Junno. I AM SCARED JOHNNY PLEASE HOLD MY HAND.

[yararanger]

I am not entirely sure how to react to the fact that Sho likes my porn. Um. HI SHO XD;

[l33t_dreams]

LOL I zoomed right to the last one. Which was HOOOOOT~

dog (which won’t stop barking) wakes Ueda up and the KAT-TUN boxer
LOL, I'm so out of it at first I thought the dog was a boxer. As in the breed. Which put an interesting spin on the story.

[yararanger]

LOL, I think Ueda's dogs are labradors or retrievers or something but WHATEVER, THE DOG OPENED THE DOOR AND DRAGGED THEM INSIDE BY THEIR COLLARS, WHATEVS. XD; ilu bb ♥

[imifumei]

Man that's hot.

[yararanger]

♥! Thanks for commenting, Brinee-chan~

[rekkoi]

Dang, those are sexy. *____*

Ueda tries not to freak out when the blindfold goes on
The first sentence of the second one is enough to kill someone. MatsuJun/Nino/Ueda pairing is interesting, but very sexy. Thanks for sharing, Pippa! :D

[yararanger]

Heeeee Ashtastic Ashface had a positive reaction! I felt so alone (well, alone + Yamapi + Johnny who are myxstorie and xplodey_di not the actual Japanese people) in liking stuff with Ueda and MatsuJun in together. Also with ninja!Nino. He was only in there because I needed a third person and Amy suggested him XD; Thank YOU for reading! I haven't been in the habit of crossposting in the last month-ish so I am lucky that people who aren't Vix still read my fic :3

[ai_no_himitsu]

I.. think I died reading the last one with Ueda all tied up and all M adhfgvfhbgs

♥!

[yararanger]

fgh;dkghd AI-CHAN. (I am calling you Ai-chan, is this going to be a problem? I am one of these people who compulsively distributes nicknames to friends in case you hadn't already clocked that by now XD)

AI-CHAN. I am so glad that you liked these. Well, the last one anyway XD; I was beginning to feel a bit sad (even though I don't actually crosspost my fic any more and still get nice comments, clearly I am a whiny brat who needs to be smacked upside the head 8Dv) and then your comment (which I received at work) totally made me feel sparkly and happy, THANK YOU. I love you for liking the last one. THAT IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE WRITTEN UEDA AS BEING M AND STUFF. He is always, always S in my mind... except to MatsuJun. Jun, idk, lets Ueda relinquish control for an alloted time period or something. He's kind like that. XDDDDD;

[ai_no_himitsu]

asdvjhayhbf I LOVE NICKNAMES! (And haha, I love being called Ai-chan so no, not a problem at all *squish*)

Comments are always ♥ so I know what you mean~ (i'll give you a nice squishy hug instead. Oooh. work. did you manage to take a picture of the chicken? Haha XDD)
UEDA IS RARELY M WHICH IS WHY I GO ALL AFDVZGHFVYUHFB WHEN HE IS. Lol, with two proclaimed S's one of them is bound to give.. right? :DDDDDDDD

[yararanger]

CHICKEN! YES! THE LUCKY CHICKEN! HANG ON LET ME EMAIL IT TO MYSELF FROM MY PHONE AND THEN I WILL UPLOAD IT AND POST IT HERE WATCH THIS SPACE~