Camelot Invasion (chat format)
Title: Camelot Invasion
Authors: janna_hawkins, oodlycan
Summary: Willow and Sky go to Camelot and cause havoc. Just a normal day for the NFA
Characters: Willow, Sky, Merlin, Arthur, Uther, Morgana, Gwen, Gaius, Great Dragon
Author Notes: Another fanfic that came from a Facebook chat with Willow. Now, this is a bit different because I haven't finished converting this into story format but I just had to share it :D
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Willow: look we're in Camelot! good thing too I was starting to get saddle sores
random people: *bow down*
Willow: aww now don't do that
people: we must! you're royalty
Wilow: well ok then *gets off horse*
Uther: *coming out of castle* Ah, Lady...er who might you be?
Willow: Princess Willow to you! Nice castle
Uther: Err thank you. What brings you to Camelot Princess Willow?
Willow: are you kidding? this place is infamous had to see at least once
*Another person comes out the castle and bows*
Willow: who might you be?
Uther: Oh this is my son Arthur
Sky: ooh he's so cute!
Arthur: Huh?!
Uther: And who are you?
Me: The Lady Sky, friend to Princess Willow
Willow: yep
Uther: I see.
Wilow: yeah you'd be better we came all the way from Ithica to be here
Arthur: Lady Sky, hmm? Is it because your beauty rivals that of a clear summer morn?
Sky: *stares* You did not just say that
Uther: *becomes more intersted* and how fares the queen Catherine?
Willow: *laughs at what Arthur said* Catherine is doing all right
Arthur: What? I merely gave you a compliment!
Sky: Oh yeah? Well it sounded more like flirting to me!
Wilow: 10th centuary style flirting that is!
*a black haried girl comes up to them*
Uther: might I introduce the Lady Moragana
Sky: Hi Morgan le Fay!
Morgana: What?
Willow: yeah hi Morgan!
Uther: come! tis time for supper I'll have them set a few more seats
Arthur: MERLIN!
Merlin: *runs up* Yes, Sire?
Arthur: show these ladies to a room to freshen up before the meal
Sky: Oh yes, that would be lovely. Lead on, Emerus
Willow: yes do.
Merlin: umm ok follow me
*they walk into castle, past hallways until they stop at a door*
Merlin: I do not belive any one is staying here *opens door and the lady inside screams* Oops, sorry! *closes door* this kind of thing always happens
Willow: *whispers to Sky* bet he wishes it was Gwen in there
Sky: oh yeah
Merlin: Um, I can hear you, you know
Sky: were you using your magic to eavesdrop?
Merlin: don't need magic yo hear you two
Sky: so you actually admit to us that you have magic! I thought Gaius told you to keep it secret
Merlin: what magic?!
Sky: oh sure, deny it to us *drops vase*
Merlin: *uses magic to catch vase*
Sky: see? We know everything
Merlin: Come on lets find you girls a room *tries another door* ok good no one in here
Willow: would you be a good wizard and get ours things?
Merlin: no
Willow: come on and use magic!
Merlin: No! I don't want my head chopped off!
Sky: don't worry we won't tell anyone
Merlin: but someone might see!
Willow: then we can blame someone else! promise we won't tell
Merlin: Um...
Sky: Will this make up your mind? kisses Merlin on cheek
Merlin: *werid laughing thing* ok I'll do it
Willow: thats a good wizard
Merlin: *holds out hand and mutters spell and stuff starts to fly in the window*
people in courtyard: EEK!
Merlin: there are you happy?!
Sky: *looks out window at screaming and running people* Very
Merlin: Great if you need help with...girl stuff then im sure Gwen will be here to assist you shortly *leaves*
Sky: *grins* I think we've done well so far
Willow: totally *also grins*
*knock at the door*
Willow: come in!
Gwen: M'ladies.
Sky: Hello, Guenivere! You don't have to bow
Gwen: *bows anyway*
Willow: thats right
Gwen: is it true?
Willow: is what true?
Gewn: that you came from a far away land
Sky: oh yes very very far away
Gwen: wow. whats it like?
Willow: cleaner than this place and no one gets hurt if they use magic
Gwen: Magic?!
Willow: yes our land is a fair and just land
Gwen: sounds lovely
Willow: its just beyond the Shire and left of Narnia
Gwen: Narnia?
Sky: oh yes the great land of Narnia
Willow: im afraid Gwen that is another story
Gwen: if you say M'lady shall I help you get ready now
Sky: sure if you want. We can do it ourselves too
Gwen: but If I don't help then I'll get kicked out
Willow: what about Morgana?
Gwen: oh yes! with your permission then I shall leave
Sky: go ahead
Willow: run Gwen run!
Gwen: bows and leaves
Willow: haha the rest of the night should be interesting
Sky: oh yes...
Meanwhile in Arthurs room
*knock on door*
Arthur: Come in
Uther: *comes in*
Arthur: oh hello father
Uther: I have a little favor to ask you
Arthur: And just what might that be?
Uther: I want you to how should I say this? pay more attention to the princess
Arthur: why?
Uther: why else boy but to expand our kingdom! why would you want to rule JUST Camelot when you could also have Ithica?
Arthur: is that all you can think about?
Uther: yes now go do it!
Arthur: fine.
Uther: *Leaves*
back to the supper
Sky: so Arthur, what's it like being crown prince of Camelot?
Arthur: its...hard everyone expects you to be perfect and to always obey my father
Sky: And do you?
Arthur: Just between you and me of course not!
Sky: Oh of course
Arthur: other than that its not too bad
Willow: the quail is a bit undercooked
Morgana: you have quail a lot?
Willow: no. but I do know when something is under cooked
Sky: yes, like when it is still walking around a plate *pokes at quail*
Morgana: you must have fancy food where you're from
Sky: oh, lots. Jelly Babies for one
Willow: and whatever we so desired.
Arthur: you eat BABIES?!
Willow: only the ones made of jelly
Arthur: what the?!
Sky: *giggles*
Uther: how is your quail ladies?
Willow: undercooked
Uther: I'll have the chef sacked
Sky: Oh, no need to do that! I'm not very hungry anyway
Uther: nonsence!
*the rest of the meal is ate in awkard silence until the servers clean up plates*
Uther: so, Princess Willow, pardon my asking but do you have a husband or suitor?
Arthur: way to be subtle, father
Willow: its ok. no I do not have either. why are you asking?
Uther: oh, no reason nudges Arthus
Arthur: Willow will you do me the honor of letting me show you around Camelot?
Willow: why of course! gets up will you be ok Sky?
Sky: oh, sure. I'll just talk with Merlin here
Arthur: *glares at Merlin* behave!
Merlin: what?! I always do
Arthur: I don't know why a lady of her standing would talk with you but nevertheless come Willow let us away from here
Willow: Bye Sky have fun with Merlin!
*they leave*
Sky: so...Merlin...would you care to show me around Camelot?
Merlin: I ...err....um..
Gwen: its ok Merlin go with her
Uther: do it, boy!
Merlin: yes sir
Sky: *glares* You didn't need to shout at him, Sire
Uther: oh but I do! now go enjoy yourselves!
a little bit later in Morganas bedroom chambers
Morgana: who does she think she is?!
Gwen: what do you mean?
Morgana: That ginger haired girl!
Gwen: well she is a princess
Morgana: Yes, but she's so rude! Rude and ginger
Gwen: they have naught spoke an unkind word since thay've got here
Morgana: Do not you care that her friend is running around with Merlin?
Gwen: Merlin can take care of himself
Morgana: I would not be too sure of that
Gwen: you are just jealous because up till Willow showed up you had Arthur under your spell
Morgana: Wha? I mean...no! I...
Gwen: Do not worry m'lady
Morgana: You had better not tell anyone
Gwen: Handmaids honor!
lets check in on the tours
Arthur: and here we have another piece of armor
Willow: cool
Arthur: Am I boring you?
Willow: no tis a good thing. cool is anyway
Arthur: is there something else you'd rather see?
Willow: lets go visit the stone!
Arthur: wha?
Willow: the sword in the stone!
Arthur: oookay
Willow: ok we can take horses and ride around til we find it!
Arthur: but it's dark. there are creatures outside of Camelot
Willow: aww don't tell me you are afraid!
Arthur: no, I am just concerned about your welfare
Willow: haha in Ithcia girls as well learn the ways of sword skills!
Arthur: Oh...really? Well, that's nice
Willow: yeah we're cool like that. let me go get my sword! *runs to get it*
Arthur: ok then i'll wait here
Willow: I am back
Arthur: that was fast
Willow: yep! ok lets go.
*they run to stables and get on horses*
Arthur: are you sure you want to do this?
Willow: scared a girl will beat you?
Arthur: Ha!
Willow: come in then! kicks horse and gallops out
Arthur: Oh great... follows on horse
lets check in to see how Merlin's and Sky's "date" is going
Merlin: and that's where I got hit by fruit...again
Sky: oookay
Merlin: sometimes I wish people would be nicer to me!
Sky: oh, don't worry, they will...eventually! You'l be the most famous wizard ever! Even more than Harry
Merlin: thank you?
Sky: trust me, it's a compliment
Merlin: Well then what do you want to see next?
Sky: how about we go visit the dragon?
Merlin: *glances around nervously* haha you are funny what dragon?
Sky: I mean the dragon you go visit whenever you need help and he always talks in riddles
Merlin: I supose if you will not tell anyone we could
Sky: I promise
Merlin: all right follow me
*they sneak down stairs*
Merlin: here we are *lights up torch*
Voice: who might you be?
Sky: Hi Dragon!
Great Dragon: my name is not dragon little human girl
Sky: no, you're right, it's Kilgharrah
Great Dragon: I see. Merlin why have you brought her with you?
Merlin: she forced me!
Great Dragon: you mean you are on a date? do not tell me you wish to court this girl!
Merlin and Sky: NO!
Great Dragon: chuckles
Sky: oh yeah it's very funny isn't it? well for your information, Dragon, I already have a boyfriend!
Merlin: dare I ask who?
Sky: Jim. You wouldn't know him
Great Dragon: you are but both sides of the coin
Merlin: we didn't even ask a question this time!
Sky: yeah seriously, Dragon
Great Dragon: he will knock 4 times.
Sky: oh, please! Everyone knows who that means
Merlin: I don't!
Sky: *whispers*
Merlin: What? I still don't know
Great Dragon: well is there anything you do need help with? I also do birthday parties
Sky: Haha very funny. I think you need to work on your humor. A lot.
Great Dragon: well then I'll be off!
Sky: *waves*
Merlin: wow
Great Dragon: *flies off*
Merlin: I did not think it could get more confusing!
Sky: Oh just you wait
Merlin: Are you a....seerer?
Sky: I suppose you could call me that. I'm a fangirl who has seen your future thanks to the BBC
Merlin: we should proably get out of here. and im taking that as a yes
Sky: whatever you like
*they leave*
Merlin: This way then
and now back to Willow and Arthur
Willow: haha!
Arthur: ow!
Willow: that was fun!
Arthur: *gets up from gound* Where did you learn how to fight like that?
Willow: we have some of the best warriors in the world train us
Arthur: Like who?
Willow: oh you know Ishta and Chiron
Arthur: Never heard of them
Willow: of course you wouldn't have heard of them. but do not worry I shall not tell anyone
Arthur: Alright...now what?
Voice: who goes there?
Arthur: *pulls out sword and looks around*
Willow: who's there?
Gaius: *steps out of the bushes*
Willow: Gaius
Gaius: what are you doing out here, Prince Arthur?
Arthur: I was ummm
Gaius: is this that princess everyones been talking about?
Willow: you know it!
Gaius: *bows* Welcome to Camelot
Willow: why thank you
Gaius: *notices how sweaty they both look*
Gaius: what have been doing, if you don't mind my asking?
Arthur: we were..
Willow: making out!
Arthur: WHAT?!
Willow: it means kissing
Gaius: I see
Arthur: WE WEREN'T!
Willow: do not deny it
Arthur: I...
Gaius: Should not you both be getting back to the castle?
Arthur: yes! that's a splendid idea!
Willow: gets on horse i will need to talk to you tomorrow Gaius.
Gaius: of course mi'lady
Arthur: *gallops away*
Gaius: well he certainly seems to be in a hurry
Willow: *smiles* indeed he is. good night Gaius. gallops away as well
Gaius: *sighs* those fangirls...
(the end)
Authors: janna_hawkins, oodlycan
Summary: Willow and Sky go to Camelot and cause havoc. Just a normal day for the NFA
Characters: Willow, Sky, Merlin, Arthur, Uther, Morgana, Gwen, Gaius, Great Dragon
Author Notes: Another fanfic that came from a Facebook chat with Willow. Now, this is a bit different because I haven't finished converting this into story format but I just had to share it :D
~..~
Willow: look we're in Camelot! good thing too I was starting to get saddle sores
random people: *bow down*
Willow: aww now don't do that
people: we must! you're royalty
Wilow: well ok then *gets off horse*
Uther: *coming out of castle* Ah, Lady...er who might you be?
Willow: Princess Willow to you! Nice castle
Uther: Err thank you. What brings you to Camelot Princess Willow?
Willow: are you kidding? this place is infamous had to see at least once
*Another person comes out the castle and bows*
Willow: who might you be?
Uther: Oh this is my son Arthur
Sky: ooh he's so cute!
Arthur: Huh?!
Uther: And who are you?
Me: The Lady Sky, friend to Princess Willow
Willow: yep
Uther: I see.
Wilow: yeah you'd be better we came all the way from Ithica to be here
Arthur: Lady Sky, hmm? Is it because your beauty rivals that of a clear summer morn?
Sky: *stares* You did not just say that
Uther: *becomes more intersted* and how fares the queen Catherine?
Willow: *laughs at what Arthur said* Catherine is doing all right
Arthur: What? I merely gave you a compliment!
Sky: Oh yeah? Well it sounded more like flirting to me!
Wilow: 10th centuary style flirting that is!
*a black haried girl comes up to them*
Uther: might I introduce the Lady Moragana
Sky: Hi Morgan le Fay!
Morgana: What?
Willow: yeah hi Morgan!
Uther: come! tis time for supper I'll have them set a few more seats
Arthur: MERLIN!
Merlin: *runs up* Yes, Sire?
Arthur: show these ladies to a room to freshen up before the meal
Sky: Oh yes, that would be lovely. Lead on, Emerus
Willow: yes do.
Merlin: umm ok follow me
*they walk into castle, past hallways until they stop at a door*
Merlin: I do not belive any one is staying here *opens door and the lady inside screams* Oops, sorry! *closes door* this kind of thing always happens
Willow: *whispers to Sky* bet he wishes it was Gwen in there
Sky: oh yeah
Merlin: Um, I can hear you, you know
Sky: were you using your magic to eavesdrop?
Merlin: don't need magic yo hear you two
Sky: so you actually admit to us that you have magic! I thought Gaius told you to keep it secret
Merlin: what magic?!
Sky: oh sure, deny it to us *drops vase*
Merlin: *uses magic to catch vase*
Sky: see? We know everything
Merlin: Come on lets find you girls a room *tries another door* ok good no one in here
Willow: would you be a good wizard and get ours things?
Merlin: no
Willow: come on and use magic!
Merlin: No! I don't want my head chopped off!
Sky: don't worry we won't tell anyone
Merlin: but someone might see!
Willow: then we can blame someone else! promise we won't tell
Merlin: Um...
Sky: Will this make up your mind? kisses Merlin on cheek
Merlin: *werid laughing thing* ok I'll do it
Willow: thats a good wizard
Merlin: *holds out hand and mutters spell and stuff starts to fly in the window*
people in courtyard: EEK!
Merlin: there are you happy?!
Sky: *looks out window at screaming and running people* Very
Merlin: Great if you need help with...girl stuff then im sure Gwen will be here to assist you shortly *leaves*
Sky: *grins* I think we've done well so far
Willow: totally *also grins*
*knock at the door*
Willow: come in!
Gwen: M'ladies.
Sky: Hello, Guenivere! You don't have to bow
Gwen: *bows anyway*
Willow: thats right
Gwen: is it true?
Willow: is what true?
Gewn: that you came from a far away land
Sky: oh yes very very far away
Gwen: wow. whats it like?
Willow: cleaner than this place and no one gets hurt if they use magic
Gwen: Magic?!
Willow: yes our land is a fair and just land
Gwen: sounds lovely
Willow: its just beyond the Shire and left of Narnia
Gwen: Narnia?
Sky: oh yes the great land of Narnia
Willow: im afraid Gwen that is another story
Gwen: if you say M'lady shall I help you get ready now
Sky: sure if you want. We can do it ourselves too
Gwen: but If I don't help then I'll get kicked out
Willow: what about Morgana?
Gwen: oh yes! with your permission then I shall leave
Sky: go ahead
Willow: run Gwen run!
Gwen: bows and leaves
Willow: haha the rest of the night should be interesting
Sky: oh yes...
Meanwhile in Arthurs room
*knock on door*
Arthur: Come in
Uther: *comes in*
Arthur: oh hello father
Uther: I have a little favor to ask you
Arthur: And just what might that be?
Uther: I want you to how should I say this? pay more attention to the princess
Arthur: why?
Uther: why else boy but to expand our kingdom! why would you want to rule JUST Camelot when you could also have Ithica?
Arthur: is that all you can think about?
Uther: yes now go do it!
Arthur: fine.
Uther: *Leaves*
back to the supper
Sky: so Arthur, what's it like being crown prince of Camelot?
Arthur: its...hard everyone expects you to be perfect and to always obey my father
Sky: And do you?
Arthur: Just between you and me of course not!
Sky: Oh of course
Arthur: other than that its not too bad
Willow: the quail is a bit undercooked
Morgana: you have quail a lot?
Willow: no. but I do know when something is under cooked
Sky: yes, like when it is still walking around a plate *pokes at quail*
Morgana: you must have fancy food where you're from
Sky: oh, lots. Jelly Babies for one
Willow: and whatever we so desired.
Arthur: you eat BABIES?!
Willow: only the ones made of jelly
Arthur: what the?!
Sky: *giggles*
Uther: how is your quail ladies?
Willow: undercooked
Uther: I'll have the chef sacked
Sky: Oh, no need to do that! I'm not very hungry anyway
Uther: nonsence!
*the rest of the meal is ate in awkard silence until the servers clean up plates*
Uther: so, Princess Willow, pardon my asking but do you have a husband or suitor?
Arthur: way to be subtle, father
Willow: its ok. no I do not have either. why are you asking?
Uther: oh, no reason nudges Arthus
Arthur: Willow will you do me the honor of letting me show you around Camelot?
Willow: why of course! gets up will you be ok Sky?
Sky: oh, sure. I'll just talk with Merlin here
Arthur: *glares at Merlin* behave!
Merlin: what?! I always do
Arthur: I don't know why a lady of her standing would talk with you but nevertheless come Willow let us away from here
Willow: Bye Sky have fun with Merlin!
*they leave*
Sky: so...Merlin...would you care to show me around Camelot?
Merlin: I ...err....um..
Gwen: its ok Merlin go with her
Uther: do it, boy!
Merlin: yes sir
Sky: *glares* You didn't need to shout at him, Sire
Uther: oh but I do! now go enjoy yourselves!
a little bit later in Morganas bedroom chambers
Morgana: who does she think she is?!
Gwen: what do you mean?
Morgana: That ginger haired girl!
Gwen: well she is a princess
Morgana: Yes, but she's so rude! Rude and ginger
Gwen: they have naught spoke an unkind word since thay've got here
Morgana: Do not you care that her friend is running around with Merlin?
Gwen: Merlin can take care of himself
Morgana: I would not be too sure of that
Gwen: you are just jealous because up till Willow showed up you had Arthur under your spell
Morgana: Wha? I mean...no! I...
Gwen: Do not worry m'lady
Morgana: You had better not tell anyone
Gwen: Handmaids honor!
lets check in on the tours
Arthur: and here we have another piece of armor
Willow: cool
Arthur: Am I boring you?
Willow: no tis a good thing. cool is anyway
Arthur: is there something else you'd rather see?
Willow: lets go visit the stone!
Arthur: wha?
Willow: the sword in the stone!
Arthur: oookay
Willow: ok we can take horses and ride around til we find it!
Arthur: but it's dark. there are creatures outside of Camelot
Willow: aww don't tell me you are afraid!
Arthur: no, I am just concerned about your welfare
Willow: haha in Ithcia girls as well learn the ways of sword skills!
Arthur: Oh...really? Well, that's nice
Willow: yeah we're cool like that. let me go get my sword! *runs to get it*
Arthur: ok then i'll wait here
Willow: I am back
Arthur: that was fast
Willow: yep! ok lets go.
*they run to stables and get on horses*
Arthur: are you sure you want to do this?
Willow: scared a girl will beat you?
Arthur: Ha!
Willow: come in then! kicks horse and gallops out
Arthur: Oh great... follows on horse
lets check in to see how Merlin's and Sky's "date" is going
Merlin: and that's where I got hit by fruit...again
Sky: oookay
Merlin: sometimes I wish people would be nicer to me!
Sky: oh, don't worry, they will...eventually! You'l be the most famous wizard ever! Even more than Harry
Merlin: thank you?
Sky: trust me, it's a compliment
Merlin: Well then what do you want to see next?
Sky: how about we go visit the dragon?
Merlin: *glances around nervously* haha you are funny what dragon?
Sky: I mean the dragon you go visit whenever you need help and he always talks in riddles
Merlin: I supose if you will not tell anyone we could
Sky: I promise
Merlin: all right follow me
*they sneak down stairs*
Merlin: here we are *lights up torch*
Voice: who might you be?
Sky: Hi Dragon!
Great Dragon: my name is not dragon little human girl
Sky: no, you're right, it's Kilgharrah
Great Dragon: I see. Merlin why have you brought her with you?
Merlin: she forced me!
Great Dragon: you mean you are on a date? do not tell me you wish to court this girl!
Merlin and Sky: NO!
Great Dragon: chuckles
Sky: oh yeah it's very funny isn't it? well for your information, Dragon, I already have a boyfriend!
Merlin: dare I ask who?
Sky: Jim. You wouldn't know him
Great Dragon: you are but both sides of the coin
Merlin: we didn't even ask a question this time!
Sky: yeah seriously, Dragon
Great Dragon: he will knock 4 times.
Sky: oh, please! Everyone knows who that means
Merlin: I don't!
Sky: *whispers*
Merlin: What? I still don't know
Great Dragon: well is there anything you do need help with? I also do birthday parties
Sky: Haha very funny. I think you need to work on your humor. A lot.
Great Dragon: well then I'll be off!
Sky: *waves*
Merlin: wow
Great Dragon: *flies off*
Merlin: I did not think it could get more confusing!
Sky: Oh just you wait
Merlin: Are you a....seerer?
Sky: I suppose you could call me that. I'm a fangirl who has seen your future thanks to the BBC
Merlin: we should proably get out of here. and im taking that as a yes
Sky: whatever you like
*they leave*
Merlin: This way then
and now back to Willow and Arthur
Willow: haha!
Arthur: ow!
Willow: that was fun!
Arthur: *gets up from gound* Where did you learn how to fight like that?
Willow: we have some of the best warriors in the world train us
Arthur: Like who?
Willow: oh you know Ishta and Chiron
Arthur: Never heard of them
Willow: of course you wouldn't have heard of them. but do not worry I shall not tell anyone
Arthur: Alright...now what?
Voice: who goes there?
Arthur: *pulls out sword and looks around*
Willow: who's there?
Gaius: *steps out of the bushes*
Willow: Gaius
Gaius: what are you doing out here, Prince Arthur?
Arthur: I was ummm
Gaius: is this that princess everyones been talking about?
Willow: you know it!
Gaius: *bows* Welcome to Camelot
Willow: why thank you
Gaius: *notices how sweaty they both look*
Gaius: what have been doing, if you don't mind my asking?
Arthur: we were..
Willow: making out!
Arthur: WHAT?!
Willow: it means kissing
Gaius: I see
Arthur: WE WEREN'T!
Willow: do not deny it
Arthur: I...
Gaius: Should not you both be getting back to the castle?
Arthur: yes! that's a splendid idea!
Willow: gets on horse i will need to talk to you tomorrow Gaius.
Gaius: of course mi'lady
Arthur: *gallops away*
Gaius: well he certainly seems to be in a hurry
Willow: *smiles* indeed he is. good night Gaius. gallops away as well
Gaius: *sighs* those fangirls...
(the end)