5 Second Dance Party
Title: 5 Second Dance Party
Authors: janna_hawkins, oodlycan
Summary: Randomness. Absolute Randomness.
Characters: Willow, Sky, Cloud, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Martha Jones Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, Teal'c, Ishta, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Katie Brown
Author Notes: This came from a completely random Facebook chat back in...October of last year? We got pretty random so it should be enjoyable to read. Please enjoy! :D
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Once upon a time, there were two fangirls in the TARDIS with a Doctor in a leather jacket. The redhead was named Willow and the brunette was named Sky. To celebrate one of them getting better, they began playing music for a five-second dance party. Sky grabbed an unwilling Doctor and began dancing with him.
The redhead watched the others dance with a sad look on her face until Sky pulled a space-traveling archaeologist named Daniel out of thin air for her. She squeed then forced the archaeologist to dance with her.
The brunette turned the music to Glenn Miller and another fangirl named Cloud appeared shouting that this song was her jam.
Willow turned to the others and asked, "Was that five seconds?"
The brunette grinned and replied, "I think more like five minutes."
The redhead shrugged and kept dancing
Daniel frowned. "Can I go home now?"
"No!" Sky said before bringing in Jack, Sam, and Teal'c too.
Willow grinned and spun Daniel around. "Now it’s a party!"
"Oh yeah!"
"Hey, Jack why don't you ask Sam to dance with you?" Willow called from across the room.
The colonel frowned. "Um okay."
"But I can't dance!" Sam protested.
"So?" he replied as he spun her.
The Jaffa sighed. "I would greatly enjoy dancing with someone."
Sky waved her hand and Ishta suddenly appeared. "Happy, now, Teal'c?"
"Indeed," he replied as he began dancing with a grinning Ishta.
"Don't they make a nice couple?" A colonel named John asked Willow, appearing from nowhere.
She frowned. "When did you get here?"
"Didn't you want me here?"
Sky danced over with a scowling Doctor. "Well...yeah sure. Where's Rodney?"
"Over there trying to talk to Sam," John replied, motioning towards where a scientist named Rodney was attempting to get Jack and Sam's attention.
"Mind if I cut in?"
Jack glared at the scientist. "Uh, yeah of course I do," he snapped as he walked away with Sam, increasing their pace quickly.
Rodney looked after them mournfully. "What about me?"
Sky snapped her fingers and a woman named Katie appeared. "What about her?"
Willow covered her ears quickly while shouting "Spoiler alert!"
Rodney looked at the redhead strangely before nodding and going over to dance with a bewildered Katie.
A Scottish man named Carson appeared and rolled his eyes. "You all need to see a doctor."
"You called?" A woman with dark hair, named Elizabeth Weir said, as she appeared next him.
An alien man also named the Doctor, but in a brown pinstriped suit and long coat appeared on Carson's other side and looked around bewilderedly. "What?"
Elizabeth looked towards Sky and frowned. "Is Rodney having problems again?"
From the other side of the room Rodney shouted that he wasn't.
Sky smirked. "Um, maybe."
Willow nodded. "For sure!"
Just then, Cloud spotted the man in the suit and squeed loudly before pulling him onto the dance floor with her.
As she did, there was a flash of light and a blonde young woman named Rose appeared. She looked around and spotted the Doctors dancing with Sky and Cloud. "Oi!"
The Doctor in the suit looked up at Rose and got a scared look on his face. "Rose, I swear this girl just randomly grabbed me!"
Rose scowled. "A likely story. Remember Reinette? And Lynda? And don't think I didn't know about Martha!”
A black woman appeared and smiled sweetly at the Doctor in the brown suit. "Someone call my name?"
Willow let go of Daniel and sighed. "Yeah she did, but now I'm afraid I must take my leave."
Sky sighed and stepped back from her Doctor. "Oh, that's too bad. But I have decided to create a story from this!"
"Totes!" Willow replied as she pulled a vortex manipulator from her pocket. "Cool. Looking forward to it."
"Yeah shouldn't be too long."
"Ok. See ya Monday!"
Yep!" Sky replied as Willow pressed the large button on the vortex manipulator and disappeared.
Willow is offline, the darkening screen reads.