Knight
Author: janna_hawkins
Summary: KITT is not happy with Michael...again.
Characters: Michael Knight, KITT
Author Notes: Written as a way to blow off some stress from this speech. First time writing in this style(all speech)so please be nice. Don't really know if I'll write any more in this fandom but who knows? Set in Season 1 before Bonnie the Awesome left :D
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"Michael."
"Yeah, KITT?"
"This is ridiculous."
"I know, buddy, but it's not my fault."
"Michael, how would you like to have your source of food taken away and not returned for over a week?"
"Well, I..."
"From what I know of human physiology you wouldn't survive more than a few days without it."
"KITT, food deprivation doesn't affect you in the same way it would me. Bonnie said it would only be a couple more days. Anyway, it was kind of your own fault that it happened."
"Only because you were off engaging in romantic activity with that girl who ended up being the cause of the trouble and I had to come rescue you by driving over that terrible terrain."
"I told you, we were...uh..."
"Yes, Michael?"
"Never mind. I'll go ask Bonnie to hurry up and fix your gas tank."
"Thank you, Michael."