fic, Lost/Firefly fusion: the perks of being a space pirate (Charlie/Desmond, ORGY), light NC17

Jul 05, 2010 22:33

Oh dear WHAT HAVE I DONE FF WHAT HAVE I DONE. The luau is already making damage here.

Title: the perks of being a space pirate

Rating: light NC17

Pairing: Charlie/Desmond, then ORGY. And when I say ORGY, I mean ORGY. In capital letters.

Words: 6500

Summary: the Lost/Firefly fusion where Sawyer has a ship, Miles is his second-in-command, Desmond is ( Read more... )

luau fic, pairing: everyone/everyone, character: charlie pace, character: jack shephard, crack!fic, character: claire littleton, character: miles straume, pairing: charlie/desmond, character: james sawyer ford, fic: ensemble, character: desmond hume, character: sayid jarrah, fanfiction:lost, character: richard alpert, character: juliet burke, character: boone carlyle, pairing: orgy

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ozmissage July 5 2010, 21:09:57 UTC
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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER.

This fic...OMG....this fic. I don't even know what to say. It's perfect. Charlie as a space pirate and Jack and Claire as the Tams and Sawyer as a browncoat. And Juliet! My happiness is such that I can't express it with words. It kills me how completely this works. It's funny and sweet, and hot (so, so very hot.)

And I want to go live in this universe and see a million space adventures/orgies with Charlie and the gang. GUH. You're brilliant. *adds to memories*

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janie_tangerine July 5 2010, 21:22:08 UTC
OH DEAR YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS COMMENT MAKES ME. I spent four hours writing this and it was like: 'oh, Firefly fusion, sounds good! Okay, let's start... oh dear. That's wacky. No, wait, that's wackier. OH DEAR WHAT AM I DOING WHAT IF IT SUCKS. Okay, let's just go orgy on everyone' and so on. So I'm SO GLAD THAT YOU LIKED IT THIS MUCH OMG.

And lol, I think it triggered from the Jack driving the Tardis prompt because I don't watch DW but Firefly is the only set-in-the-future show I watch and then I brainstormed and I kind of had to write it once I had the idea. ;) And well, I wanted it to be funny and hot mostly so yaaay, I'm so glad to know I accomplished that. :D

Also I want to go with you and watch the orgies and the rest too. ;) Thanks again!! :D

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janie_tangerine July 5 2010, 21:54:54 UTC
IDEK IT'S YOUR PROMPTS THAT MAKE MY BRAIN DECIDE I NEED TO WRITE CRACK. I MEAN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET WORSE THAN THE CHAT ROOM BUT APPARENTLY I DID AND OF COURSE SAYID DOESN'T LIKE THAT SONG. HE'S A SERIOUS MERCENARY, HE IS ( ... )

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elliotsmelliot July 5 2010, 21:51:26 UTC
I can't believe this just poured out of your head in a few hours! Well, I can believe it because this is just so you - brilliantly cracky, a spectacular crossover, and just plain hot. The casting was just so perfect! What a perfect start to the luau.

P.S. Um, where can I sign up for Richard's companion services or well to be the Watership Down's (awesome name!) newest passenger.

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janie_tangerine July 5 2010, 21:57:16 UTC
Oh, I had six hours to think about it. Staying in a library without distractions forces you to make up your own. ;) And I sort of plotted this while copying Kant but don't tell my teacher. ;) I'm so glad you liked it though, and that you found it fitting! I'll admit I had my cracked fun with it.

Eee, I don't know but as soon as Boone notifies me I'll tell you and then you can go with Richard and I can have lessons on how to fix an engine. ;) <3

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macey July 5 2010, 21:55:53 UTC
I-I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND HOLY CRAP

I might have a coherent comment later, idk, but this was AMAZING. How you handled the prompt, how you used the characters, how you wrote it in general. This is brilliant, and you are awesome.

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janie_tangerine July 5 2010, 21:58:35 UTC
EEE I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR IT.

Seriously, you don't want to know how much I fretted over this thing's adequacy to everything you mentioned so this comment totally makes me happy. :DDDD thanks so much!!! <333

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knopflergroupie July 6 2010, 03:52:56 UTC
YOU HAVE REDUCED ME TO CAPSLOCK!

Seriously, I read this whole thing with a giant smile on my face. Your recastings were perfect, (Richard as a companion!!!!) and so was your Charlie voice, and wow, I just love this to bits. I can't believe you cranked this out so quickly. I think my favorite line was "Charlie will never not find that creepy" in reference to Desmond calling everyone "brother," because yeah. I loved how Charlie and Claire were just bffs, (that's how I liked them on the show, and I cannot ship River with anyone.)

I would read like two-hundred more pages of this universe, it's that awesome. Great job!

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janie_tangerine July 6 2010, 07:22:12 UTC
REDUCING PEOPLE TO CAPSLOCK IS MY LIFE MISSION. YAY! \o/

And aw, thank you! This was either going to suck or to be awesome so I'm totally happy to hear it was the latter for you. Also Richard is too pretty to be anything else, lolol. ;) Also I think I suck at writing Charlie so knowing you liked him is awesome, too! XD And well yeah, Desmond CAN get creepy. With all the brother stuff and all. Thank you so very much, I'm so happy that you liked it!! :D

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