fic, Lost: Craphole Island’s Very First Open Shirt Seminar (Desmond/Sayid, Jack/Sawyer), PG13

[janie_tangerine]

Well, I said I was going to do it and I did it.

Title: Craphole Island’s Very First Open Shirt Seminar
Characters/Pairing: Desmond/Sayid, Jack/Sawyer, Sun/Jin, Charlie/Claire, Juliet/Kate and maybe someone else that I don't remember.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was mine, it'd be like this. Clearly it isn't.
Word count: around 4800
Spoilers: Up to

Comments

[thesoulwithin]

Oh my God, you got the dialogue down in such fantastic detail. Even Sawyer's nickname-giving tendencies and the accents and everything.

Dude! I love you <333

[janie_tangerine]

Great to hear that! Dialogue worries me, especially for Charlie. And the accents. I'm Italian so it's great to hear I get them right ;)

Thanks so much, I'm really so glad you liked it! *loves back*

[zelda_zee]

Too funny! I love the premise and everything you did with it!

it shows but doesn’t show, suggests but doesn’t suggest

That's exactly it! That's why that damn shirt is so alluring!

You aren’t ever going to get anywhere with a tank top

Well, you know I beg to differ with Desmond on that point!

a couple were also shouting do him to Sawyer, presumably

Yay! Good to know there are slashy fangirls on Craphole Island! :D

[janie_tangerine]

Thank you so much, very much glad you found it amusing! After those two finale promos the other day and half of the comments discussing on how well Sayid learned the lesson while Jack didn't I couldn't refrain from this.

That damn shirt is alluring, indeed! Do I know it..

And don't worry, I differ with you on that, too ;)

Slashy fangirls are everywhere. Craphole Island is no exception!

[siluria]

You win at life!!! :)

Excellent crack fic! Although what I wouldn't give to see those photos Hurley took ;) So, any plans for the first how to be sexy wearing hideous glasses seminar???????

[janie_tangerine]

Thank you so much!!

Oh, don't you tell me... we'll have to bribe Hurley with something, I so want to see those pics!

The glasses seminar will happen sooner or later, don't despair... I guess that having everyone having crazy sex with shirts AND glasses on would be a glorious thing ;)

[falafel_musings]

This was a really cute crackfic! Gotta love your blueshirt verse. I loved how Desmond started off distracting all the girls from their men and then trained the guys in the art of shirt wearing putting a spark back in their love lives. So cute! I can't even imagine Desmond making certificates though, lol!

BTW, I'll try to do your beta soon but, in all honesty, apart from a few typos there is nothing wrong with it! The style, structure and characterisation are perfect. I don't think I'm gonna have any crit. So, it's up to you - if you want to check the typos yourself you could post it sooner. I'll certainly be ready with a glowing review!

[janie_tangerine]

LOL well he said he would make them, but I guess he's too busy making out with Sayid to think about certificates! And everyone is probably too busy making out period to think about certificates so he probably won't do it ;) the blue shirt makes the crack in me come out in all of its glory. How do I love that? Thank you!

And OMG thanks also regarding that! I'll have a look to see if my spellchecker gets the typos (because he's an idiot and doesn't catch them on the Word document but only on LJ when I post, so I have to edit the thing on there) and if it does I'll get it out this evening or so ;) thanks for the already good review on here!

[alemyrddin]

LOL. this was crack-tastic!

I don't really agree about the tank top. I hate it in real life (because, dude), but as long as it's Sayid the one wearing it... I love it. ;)

My favourite points:
- Sawyer undressing repeatedly *drools*
- Charlie and his eagerness for marks
- the women with the binoculars
- Sun slapping the girl who dared comment on Jin. ha!
- Desmond throwing Jack and Sayid to the wolves ehm, girls. lol. And Sawyer coming up to kiss him. Yummy!
- the fact that everyone had sex without taking the shirts off
- the mention of that Sawyer seminar. ;)

[janie_tangerine]

Thank you! I can never, ever refuse crack, can't I?

Well, I don't agree with Des about tank tops either (and I sure LOVE it on Sayid *yum*), but hey, his job is to teach how to wear shirts, right? ;)

Sawyer undressing is always good. And the fangirls will own Craphole Island in no time! ;) Maybe one day I'll write Sawyer's seminar. Who knows...

Thanks so much again, glad you liked it! ♥