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[jamesplombard]

Robin: "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!"
Batman: "True. You owe your life to dental hygiene."
I'm feeling exceptionally chatty. That is not a good sign. I even spoke more than five words to the barista at the coffee place in the union. He wasn't even cute. And the coffee was only so-so. And here I was, chatting? I don't

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[amanderpanderer]

You're posessed.

Here, recite this:
Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae. Et in Iesum Christum, Filium eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.

And then see what happens? If you feel a burning sensation, you're fine, that's your normal evil. But if you start itching AND burning, get some vagisil (for your lady parts, you chatty mofo).

[twnchesterangel]

Christo! I agree with Amanderpanderer. If it isn't possession, it's possible that menopause may be getting to you early. All those hormone fluctuations can cause this type of behavior. Now, I know this is getting personal, but do you happen to be a frequent viewer of Extreme Makeover, Home Edition? If so, that could also be the cause. Hmmmm, what else could it be? I once had a friend that experienced symptoms like this. I almost lost her until I discovered that she had been secretly watching Designing Women reruns. Luckily I got there in time. Do any of these things apply to you?

[amanderpanderer]

I know for a fact he's watching Project Runway AND reruns of ANTM.

[jamesplombard]

F you in the A, Amanda.

And yes, I am.

[jamesplombard]

Oh, you bitches! Amander, you ought to know better...question my masculinitiy and you'll get blatted.

It is a bit early for male menopause. I think it's just the humidity, and maybe the fact that I may not have said 100 words in the week before...not aloud anyway. And most of those were "Large Coffee, Black" and "Busy."
(I wasn't actually busy, but that seems to work really well when avoiding ridiculous discussions at school.)

[amanderpanderer]

I forgot about blatt...hahaha! Blatt me and I'll ruin it. Ruin it!

[amanderpanderer]

Holy, Robin, you keep forgetting your batman quote. (You are boy wonder!)

[jamesplombard]

Oh, for fuck's sake.