Don't kid yourself you've seen it all before

[james_haven]

I had another birthday and am now officially an old man and my age has caught up with my general curmudgeonliness. Well, not really, but it's one step closer to being able to shake my walking stick irritably at those pesky young 'uns and periodically having to replace the leather patches on my cardigan. Someone get me my pipe and slippers. Don't

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[phoenixlive]

Hello, back to you.

What would you do with a real fucking job?!?! Could be worse, you could be chained to a desk in a cube somewhere growing mold under florescent lighting. But then again, it could always be worse no matter the circumstances.

[james_haven]

Very true. Marry me and be my motivation and reality check. God knows I could do with both.

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[phoenixlive]

Marriage, motivation and reality checks... all before I've finished my first cup of coffee. I keep pinching myself. Is this really my life????

I think I need to work on using the work "fuck" less. What do you think?

[james_haven]

Isn't that what marriage is all about? Aside from the hot sex, of course. [Ech, I know this is a terrible bore, but I just have to ask if you know about the RPG thing in my profile].

And hell no. I have a serious thing for women who say what they mean and mean what they say. Carry on.

[marilyn__manson]

Happy birthday, Spaceboy.

[james_haven]

Thank you, Rev. By some wonderful coincidence I'm propping up the bar at the airport and listening to your latest magnum opus. Which is a fucking masterpiece, by the way.

[marilyn__manson]

Thank you. We aim to disease. I think this infection's getting serious.

I have a floating guest listing for you. Tell me when and where and I may even clean up before I try to hump your leg.

[james_haven]

Well, my ideal scenarios run more to the Samuel Delaney variety of "schmutz" so don't feel you have to clean up on my account.

Name the time and place and I'll be there (and if this is a disease, I can't think of a better way to go).