Conversations in a movie theater, part XVIII

[jalapenoguy]

This one blew my mind. Really it did. I couldn't believe the entire thing as it was happening, let alone afterwards... Anyway it's not verbatim, but it's as close as I can remember it. It hurts to think about too much.

Conversation #42

A lady, perhaps in her late thirties or so, walks up to my usher post.

Customer: Excuse me, I'm in the

Comments

............wow...............

[fierysol9]

Our customers=priceless.

Re: ............wow...............

[jalapenoguy]

Heh, tonight I wouldn't give a guy free popcorn after we closed, and he wanted to know why I was being such a dick.

Clearly I'm on a roll. A roll of dickery.