Fic

Sep 27, 2006 07:34


Title: Resistence is Futile
Author: Jakia
Warning: Spoilers for City of Walls and Secrets. Conspiracy theory thrown in the mix to make it interesting.
Rating: T for torture
A/N: I'm sick and on medication. This is the result.

Resistance is futile.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Stop struggling, boy, you’re only going to make it worse for yourself.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Now listen:

Bai Sing Sei is the happiest, safest place on Earth.

You are one of us, now.

You are happy.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

What greater weapon is there than to turn your enemy to your cause?

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Normally, we would kill you.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

But you are lucky.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

We will change you.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

We will make you strong.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

You are one of us now.

This is an experiment. Normally, we’d kill you.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

We want to see how you react when your fire is used against you.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

No, no need to panic-you’re one of us, now.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

You’re special.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Normally, we’d kill you-but we are running out of places to put bodies-

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

--And you’re too good to simply kill like the rest of them.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Imagine the face of the infamous Dragon when he sees you leading the army.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Or will we have to send you out at all? He already thinks you’re dead.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

He’s right, of course.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Luten is dead.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

But you, Long Feng?

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

You make an awfully good replacement.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

A shame the old general never found his son’s body.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Because you two look so much alike.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

What a strange coincidence that we found you now after all this time, Long Feng…

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

…Just as the Prince of the Fire Nation had been taken and killed by our army.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

Like killing two birds with one stone, isn’t it, Long Feng?

THERE IS NO WAR IN BAI SING SEI.

THERE IS NO WAR IN BAI SING SEI.

The King will be so happy to have his minister back after all this time.

THERE IS NO WAR IN BAI SING SEI.

And you? You haven’t aged a bit, have you, Long Feng?

THERE IS NO WAR IN BAI SING SEI! THERE IS NO WAR IN BAI SING SEI!

No, I don’t know anyone named Luten.

THEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEI!

I don’t know why that name would sound familiar to you, Long Feng.

THEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEI
THEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEITHEREISNOWARINBAISINGSEI!!!

Come along now, Long Feng.

There is no war in Bai Sing Sei.

You’ve been missed.

XXX
END

Crack!Theory time. My thought is that Long Feng is actually Luten but brainwashed. Think about it-why would the Earth Kingdom only brainwash their own? Wouldn’t it make more sense to take the son of the greatest enemy…

…and make him their cultural minister?

That way, he’s always being watched, just in case something happens to make him remember.

Not only that, but they Sorta look the same, no?

Jak

crack!theory, fanfiction

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