heck im bored outta my mind

[jakeee]

here it goes, my boringass survey

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I take umbrage with that

[anonymous]

I have so flown on a plane! I didn't swim to Europe, ya know! I just don't like it unless I'm drugged, and even then the person sitting next to me is apt to have their hands crushed.

AIM: StSeanoftheKnife
St. Thomas Aquinas and St. Augustine of Hippo decide to rob a bank. The note to the teller is 1,200 pages long not counting footnotes, complete with a promise of eternal damnation if the teller does not accept immediate Baptism. In the middle of the heist, they engage in an extended debate as to whether or not the money really exists. Are they committing a mortal or venial sin?

Re: I take umbrage with that

[jakeee]

oh im sorry i forgot abt europe but that academic bowl trip.. u didnt go and u said urslef ur terrifield of flying a plane but again u said u wouldnt want to fly again

Re: I take umbrage with that

[anonymous]

Well, next year I have no choice but to fly again unless I'm going to walk across the Pacific to Michelle's wedding in Hawaii.

Hmm.. maybe I should start practicing in the bathtub and work my way up to a pond and eventually tackle the ocan. After all, I am a saint. Saint can do things like walk on water...

..I think.

Lemme go test this theory...

Re: I take umbrage with that

[jakeee]

rofl.. man... go ahead and test ur very socalled theory:) im sure ud be more gladly to take showers after the experiences with bathtubs:)

[lae_13_loki]

yoo jake! add me! and hope to see you on monday hopefully ha luv ya ox