"Ser? My lady? What was that you and Ser Kingsla- Lannister did with your hands this morning? I've never seen that before." Pod's eyes were staring up at her as large as the eggs they'd had for breakfast.
Brienne considered her words carefully. "It is an ancient tradition from Tarth, called a bretheren fist. Comrades in arms bump their fists together in triumph after.. after..." She would not blush.
"After a great victory in battle?" suggested Podrick helpfully.
"After they've fucked someone," supplied Jaime with a grin, "but usually it's not each other."
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*dies laughing* I love that Pod calls Jaime Ser Kingslayer before he can correct himself. XDD and Jaime's line was gold. This entire thing was gold. :DDDD
Haha, thank you! Pod is generally adorablness of the heighest degree. Only he could say "Ser Kingslayer" and not mean it to be offensive or ironic. I am really glad you enjoyed, and gold suits Jaime ;D
Brienne considered her words carefully. "It is an ancient tradition from Tarth, called a bretheren fist. Comrades in arms bump their fists together in triumph after.. after..." She would not blush.
"After a great victory in battle?" suggested Podrick helpfully.
"After they've fucked someone," supplied Jaime with a grin, "but usually it's not each other."
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LOL ok so I do not write fic but this idea amused me greatly. Also I know bro fists do not (always) work this way but INDULGE ME. Also someone please do this prompt justice with some awesome art plzkthx.
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*looking at your icon*
*loling some more*
This. Is. Perfect. You even managed to work Pod into the story OH MY.
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eta: lololol I actually have a brofist icon HOW DID I FORGET
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LUSINE XD
NOT ENOUGH CAPS XD XD XD
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MISS
THAT IS 100000X MORE CAPS THAN PREVIOUSLY EXPECTED! XD
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*DIES*
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yay for brofist!
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