Round 2, Challenge #2: "Canine Gossip"
Title: Canine Gossip
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of human sexual situations. ;D
Word Count: 704
Summary: Just an ordinary day for one Kim Vick.
Warnings: extreme crack, more than anything.
It's cool, crisp day, really good on the tongue. Normally Vick's not one for letting it loll completely outside of his mouth because a) it's really unhygienic and b) it's extremely unbecoming. All of the other dogs with their tongues hanging all the way out like it's some kind of fad just look ridiculous, in his opinion, and he's not going to be one of them. If there's anything his human has taught him that's worth noting, it's that looking good is Very Important. Except for today. It's nice and he's feeling adventurous. Or possibly rebellious. Either way, it's out and there's no rolling it back in now and oh, looks like Taepoong's found some bugs. Bugs, in Vick's opinion, are probably the best things ever to chase around in a park when your humans start ignoring you in favor of making eyes at each other and clearly wishing they were somewhere other than in a park with their dogs.
"Yah, Vick, let's go, boy!" Oh, Jaejoong's calling. Looks like Yunho broke the love contact in favor of laughing at Taepoong as she rolls around in the leaves.
And oh, how she rolls. Harang's been making eyes at her for ages now, and Vick can see why. "Coming," he calls, though to Jaejoong's ears it probably sounds like a cute bark or whatever it is they call it in their weird language. He's not biased or anything, but really, their language is just odd. And extremely complicated, to boot - dogs keep it simple and Vick likes it that way. He sighs as he trots over to Jaejoong's side, giving Jaejoong's hand a light bump - there's petting to be had, after all the negligence he's been served with the past few days. Humans love sex way too much. Though, Vick notes as Taepoong gets up to shake herself off in a way that really, only she can, maybe he can learn to love it too.
Wait, that's Harang's human sneaking in there. Vick makes a disgusted noise and Jaejoong jerks his hand back, grimacing. "Gross, Vick. You just snorted on me." Vick harrumphs and shuffles off. He'll come back when Jaejoong's ready to be a bit nicer. For now, bugs.
"They're doing it again," Taepoong says, rolling her eyes as she catches a beetle between her paws, then eats it.
Vick wrinkles his nose, but that causes fur to get in sensitive places and he sneezes, as well. "Yuck. Wait, are they eyeing each other or draping? I don't want to look."
Taepoong whines and scratches at her ear - must be a flea or something. Sha-ki's fault. Vick nudges her and takes care of the itch himself. "Ah, thanks. Little bit of both-- oh wait, no. Aw, they're doing that again. You know, sometimes I wonder if the only reason they bring us out here is so they can go sneak off into bushes and have these thrilling make-out sessions where anyone could find them. Your human is so reckless."
Vick sneezes again as he pulls away, but he doesn't disagree. "Yah, at least he's not greasy, like Yoochun or Harang. Have you seen the way Yoochun teases Junsu all the time? It's worse than them two, really. The innuendo is just sickening."
Taepoong sighs, resting her chin over her crossed paws. "Yeah, I've seen it. But don't start talking about sickening until you've heard them. They're ten times worse than Jaejoong and Yunho when they're going at it. Yoochun likes to talk," she says, shuddering.
Vick refrains from wrinkling his nose, to avoid another sneeze. Sometimes, being a dog is hard. "I don't even want to know, Taepoong. If it's anything worse than Jaejoong when Yunho's got him all hot and bothered, please, no details. Spare meeeee."
The bush rustles suspiciously. "Yah, Vick! Stop howling! Oh shit, sorr-- oh Yunho, that's nice, do that again."
Vick shares a look with Taepoong. "Wanna go for a run?" he says deviously.
Taepoong grins. "They can finish that later."
Vick barks with laughter as Jaejoong stumbles out of the bush with leaves in his hair and his pants still unzipped. Most of the time, it's good being a dog.
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of human sexual situations. ;D
Word Count: 704
Summary: Just an ordinary day for one Kim Vick.
Warnings: extreme crack, more than anything.
It's cool, crisp day, really good on the tongue. Normally Vick's not one for letting it loll completely outside of his mouth because a) it's really unhygienic and b) it's extremely unbecoming. All of the other dogs with their tongues hanging all the way out like it's some kind of fad just look ridiculous, in his opinion, and he's not going to be one of them. If there's anything his human has taught him that's worth noting, it's that looking good is Very Important. Except for today. It's nice and he's feeling adventurous. Or possibly rebellious. Either way, it's out and there's no rolling it back in now and oh, looks like Taepoong's found some bugs. Bugs, in Vick's opinion, are probably the best things ever to chase around in a park when your humans start ignoring you in favor of making eyes at each other and clearly wishing they were somewhere other than in a park with their dogs.
"Yah, Vick, let's go, boy!" Oh, Jaejoong's calling. Looks like Yunho broke the love contact in favor of laughing at Taepoong as she rolls around in the leaves.
And oh, how she rolls. Harang's been making eyes at her for ages now, and Vick can see why. "Coming," he calls, though to Jaejoong's ears it probably sounds like a cute bark or whatever it is they call it in their weird language. He's not biased or anything, but really, their language is just odd. And extremely complicated, to boot - dogs keep it simple and Vick likes it that way. He sighs as he trots over to Jaejoong's side, giving Jaejoong's hand a light bump - there's petting to be had, after all the negligence he's been served with the past few days. Humans love sex way too much. Though, Vick notes as Taepoong gets up to shake herself off in a way that really, only she can, maybe he can learn to love it too.
Wait, that's Harang's human sneaking in there. Vick makes a disgusted noise and Jaejoong jerks his hand back, grimacing. "Gross, Vick. You just snorted on me." Vick harrumphs and shuffles off. He'll come back when Jaejoong's ready to be a bit nicer. For now, bugs.
"They're doing it again," Taepoong says, rolling her eyes as she catches a beetle between her paws, then eats it.
Vick wrinkles his nose, but that causes fur to get in sensitive places and he sneezes, as well. "Yuck. Wait, are they eyeing each other or draping? I don't want to look."
Taepoong whines and scratches at her ear - must be a flea or something. Sha-ki's fault. Vick nudges her and takes care of the itch himself. "Ah, thanks. Little bit of both-- oh wait, no. Aw, they're doing that again. You know, sometimes I wonder if the only reason they bring us out here is so they can go sneak off into bushes and have these thrilling make-out sessions where anyone could find them. Your human is so reckless."
Vick sneezes again as he pulls away, but he doesn't disagree. "Yah, at least he's not greasy, like Yoochun or Harang. Have you seen the way Yoochun teases Junsu all the time? It's worse than them two, really. The innuendo is just sickening."
Taepoong sighs, resting her chin over her crossed paws. "Yeah, I've seen it. But don't start talking about sickening until you've heard them. They're ten times worse than Jaejoong and Yunho when they're going at it. Yoochun likes to talk," she says, shuddering.
Vick refrains from wrinkling his nose, to avoid another sneeze. Sometimes, being a dog is hard. "I don't even want to know, Taepoong. If it's anything worse than Jaejoong when Yunho's got him all hot and bothered, please, no details. Spare meeeee."
The bush rustles suspiciously. "Yah, Vick! Stop howling! Oh shit, sorr-- oh Yunho, that's nice, do that again."
Vick shares a look with Taepoong. "Wanna go for a run?" he says deviously.
Taepoong grins. "They can finish that later."
Vick barks with laughter as Jaejoong stumbles out of the bush with leaves in his hair and his pants still unzipped. Most of the time, it's good being a dog.