Parenting
Title: Parenting
Length: One-shot
Genre: Fluff, Humor, sligh!M-preg
Pairing: YunJae
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the plot.
Summary: When children are let unsupervised they only learn new things
A/N: Hello girls, I am really sorry that i didn’t give a life sign until now. School is being a bitch and I don’t have time to do anything. In my high school from the 3rd grade you have a subject, that has half of my class being the workers of a company, and my teacher selected me as the manager, and she’s being a bitch, making me do a lot of unnecessary things and she actually made me do a business plan, fuck that. And she calls me at my home ;-; at 9 o’clock .-. and she doesn’t give me rest. Anyway ;-; I put the rope around my neck myself, soooo she’s only making me want to put it to her neck. Aslkdjsalkdjslakjfdlsakdjlakk I have to maintain my good grades too. I have only … 10 or A’s how in most of the countries are noted the marks.
I have a boyfriend too … and he’s taking up my time too ;-; and I had, I mean, still have a writer’s block. I tried a lot to write the second part of the 10th chapter, I wrote 4 pages, but I am not really content of them, but I’ll post it as soon I will finish it, because I don’t want to make you wait longer guys. My exams are coming next week too ;=; and I’m a little bit stressed.
Anyway thank you a lot for your support and comments from the last chapter, I love reading them because they make me happier.
This drabble or one-shot or whatever it is can be read as a spin-off of Our Game or a single drabble. I hope you’ll enjoy it ^^
"Mommy is a bitch!" the little boy yelled happily and gave to his mother a toothy smile while the "mother" gaped at him.
"What did you say?!" the man almost screamed, but he prevented himself from doing so.
"Mommy! Why aren't you paying attention to my words?! I said that you are a bitch!" the boys smiled again and the man almost fainted. How in the world did his little son find out about that word?!
"Sweetheart, that word is a bad word and you can't use it!" the man said placing his hand on the boy’s cheek, stroking it slightly.
"But daddy says it to you, why can he use it and I can't?" the boy asked blinking his doe eyes at the man and pouted cutely.
The man stared at him and opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came, so he just closed it again. He pouted too! Damned be his husband!
"Sweetheart, when did you hear that?" he asked trying to remain calm and not freak out and make his son understand that the word "bitch" was a bad, bad, bad word.
"Some nights ago. You were screaming and daddy told you to shut up and called you “bitch” after that!" the little boy explained happily and grinned at the memory. His mother's voice was really interesting that night.
The man blushed and was lost in his own world. How could this happen? His son hearing him while he was having his time with his husband. What could be more awkward than this?
"And mommy, you said that you are his bitch too! So if the two of you use the word, why can't I use it?" he asked smiling to the man.
It was useless. The boy knew it all. And the only person at fault in all of this was... "JUNG YUNHO COME HERE AND EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON WHY HE CAN'T SAY THAT I'M A BITCH. YOU ASSHOLE!"
*-*-*-*-*
"JUNG YUNHO COME HERE AND EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON WHY HE CAN'T SAY THAT I'M A BITCH. YOU ASSHOLE!" he heard his husband screaming at the top of his lungs from the kichen and it made him shiver. It was something usual for him to get yelled at by his beautiful lover, but this time, the tone of his voice was damn scary!
He looked at the boy in front of him.
"You're in trouble, dad!" Moobin grinned and winked at him.
Yunho stared at the boy and wondered from where he got that habit to wink at people. Jaejoong can't wink at all, not even to save his life, he didn't wink... but Yoochun did that a lot! That greasy ball!
"Why do you say that, baby?" he asked his son looking at him. The boy was a vivid image of him. It was amazing how the time passed and he was getting more and more similar to Yunho. There was no doubt that the boy was his.
"I bet JaeYun told mom some things." he said shrugging smirking a little. Yunho felt cold sweat sliding down his back. They were only eight years old, but they were so damn smart ... and blunt too, and it was hard to keep some things from them.
"JUNG YUNHO, GET YOU ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DO SOME REALLY BAD THINGS TO YOUR ASS!"
Yunho shivered again. His lover was so fucking scary when he wanted. And espeacialy when he mentioned bad things and ass in the same sentence. "Ok." the man said to himself and stood up from the floor to go see what his lovely lover wanted.
He went down the staris really slowly, avoinding to arrive where his partener and lovely child were. Yunho enetered the kitchen and looked at his pregnant wife, who was sitting on a chair while rubbing his temples, and his bundle of joy was eating an ice-cream happily while singing some of his songs. It made him smile, the sight of his boy being so adorable, but then he felt the cold gaze on him. He was in deep trouble.
"Yunho," Jaejoong started standing up walking towards his husband "please explain to your son what "bitch" means." he said smiling in a scary way, and Yunho gulped down.
"What are you talking about, Jaejoong? Why should I explain to my little cupcake what THAT word means?" he asked trying to smile, but he failed. His lover's aura was really black and it made him damn nervous.
"Why should YOU explain it to him?" Jaejoong asked poiting a finger to his face. "Because JaeYun heard YOU calling me that!" he said almost jumping on his husband and strangle him to death. The boys did have other tentatives to use that word, a few years ago, but he remedied it, because they were too little to keep that in mind, but now... they were eight, for God's sake! They didn't forget things that easily! "If you don't solve this, I'll deny you sex a very long time, Jung, and you know that I can resist not having sex, but your Commander Jung, can't. So solve this, honey, while I go and take a nap. This situation made me tired and it's not good for my pregnancy. That, in case you forgot, it's your damn fault!" Jaejoong said, pinching his husband's arm, and huffed annoyed.
Yunho looked at the (sexy) back of his retreating wife and sighed. He was really moody and bitchy, but of course he would not tell him that face to face. If he would do that, he would sleep outside the house for sure. Not on the couch or other room. Outside the house!
He drifted his gaze towards his baby boy, who was messily eating the chocolate ice-cream that his mother had given to him. The little boy stopped eating and looked at him with big eyes. Yunho smiled at him and walked towards the table.
"Baby, your mommy told me that you are using a word that you shouldn't be using." he started, trying to find his words.
"Bitch. The word is bitch." the boys said, looking at his father smiling.
"Yes, bit-that word!"
"But you said it too! And mommy too! Why can't I use it?!" the boy whined, and Yunho couldn't help but notice how much his baby boy resembled Jaejoong in both ways, his looks and attitude. Manipulating people with their pouts and adorable blinks to have their way.
"It's something that adults say and little cute boys like you shouldn't say." he tried again.
"I like the world. It sounds nice. Bitch." JaeYun said giggling and Yunho couldn't help but chuckle too.
"Ok, buddy, some people say it to other people to make them feel good." he dumbly said and the boy stared at him.
There was an awkward silence between father and son, only the rain, that was hitting the kitchen's windows, could be heard. It was a rainy day of summer, when the hot whather goes away for a while.
"I think I understand what you mean, daddy." JaeYun said smiling brightly and Yunho blinked at him.
"You do?" he asked unsure and the boy nodded. "Ok!" he said smiling and content of his own work. "Now go and wash up your face and go and play with your brother!" he said to his son while he got up from his chair to take a snack for him.
Who thought this would be so easy?
****A few weeks later****
"Uncle Sushi, you are a bitch!" Moobin yelled at Junsu, who dropped his glass of water at the shock. What the fuck? Junsu thought while looking at the boy.
"Moonbin, who taught you to talk like this?!" asked Jaejoong, looking at the boy with anger.
"JaeYun." the boys said simply, and both Junsu and Jaejoong stared at him. "What? Dad told him to tell to people so that they would feel good." he said shrugging and pouting a little. Why were they so mad about it?
Jaejoong felt how the headache was coming and he couldn't help but scream in frustration. "YUNHO! YOU DAMN
~The end~
Length: One-shot
Genre: Fluff, Humor, sligh!M-preg
Pairing: YunJae
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the plot.
Summary: When children are let unsupervised they only learn new things
A/N: Hello girls, I am really sorry that i didn’t give a life sign until now. School is being a bitch and I don’t have time to do anything. In my high school from the 3rd grade you have a subject, that has half of my class being the workers of a company, and my teacher selected me as the manager, and she’s being a bitch, making me do a lot of unnecessary things and she actually made me do a business plan, fuck that. And she calls me at my home ;-; at 9 o’clock .-. and she doesn’t give me rest. Anyway ;-; I put the rope around my neck myself, soooo she’s only making me want to put it to her neck. Aslkdjsalkdjslakjfdlsakdjlakk I have to maintain my good grades too. I have only … 10 or A’s how in most of the countries are noted the marks.
I have a boyfriend too … and he’s taking up my time too ;-; and I had, I mean, still have a writer’s block. I tried a lot to write the second part of the 10th chapter, I wrote 4 pages, but I am not really content of them, but I’ll post it as soon I will finish it, because I don’t want to make you wait longer guys. My exams are coming next week too ;=; and I’m a little bit stressed.
Anyway thank you a lot for your support and comments from the last chapter, I love reading them because they make me happier.
This drabble or one-shot or whatever it is can be read as a spin-off of Our Game or a single drabble. I hope you’ll enjoy it ^^
"Mommy is a bitch!" the little boy yelled happily and gave to his mother a toothy smile while the "mother" gaped at him.
"What did you say?!" the man almost screamed, but he prevented himself from doing so.
"Mommy! Why aren't you paying attention to my words?! I said that you are a bitch!" the boys smiled again and the man almost fainted. How in the world did his little son find out about that word?!
"Sweetheart, that word is a bad word and you can't use it!" the man said placing his hand on the boy’s cheek, stroking it slightly.
"But daddy says it to you, why can he use it and I can't?" the boy asked blinking his doe eyes at the man and pouted cutely.
The man stared at him and opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came, so he just closed it again. He pouted too! Damned be his husband!
"Sweetheart, when did you hear that?" he asked trying to remain calm and not freak out and make his son understand that the word "bitch" was a bad, bad, bad word.
"Some nights ago. You were screaming and daddy told you to shut up and called you “bitch” after that!" the little boy explained happily and grinned at the memory. His mother's voice was really interesting that night.
The man blushed and was lost in his own world. How could this happen? His son hearing him while he was having his time with his husband. What could be more awkward than this?
"And mommy, you said that you are his bitch too! So if the two of you use the word, why can't I use it?" he asked smiling to the man.
It was useless. The boy knew it all. And the only person at fault in all of this was... "JUNG YUNHO COME HERE AND EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON WHY HE CAN'T SAY THAT I'M A BITCH. YOU ASSHOLE!"
*-*-*-*-*
"JUNG YUNHO COME HERE AND EXPLAIN TO YOUR SON WHY HE CAN'T SAY THAT I'M A BITCH. YOU ASSHOLE!" he heard his husband screaming at the top of his lungs from the kichen and it made him shiver. It was something usual for him to get yelled at by his beautiful lover, but this time, the tone of his voice was damn scary!
He looked at the boy in front of him.
"You're in trouble, dad!" Moobin grinned and winked at him.
Yunho stared at the boy and wondered from where he got that habit to wink at people. Jaejoong can't wink at all, not even to save his life, he didn't wink... but Yoochun did that a lot! That greasy ball!
"Why do you say that, baby?" he asked his son looking at him. The boy was a vivid image of him. It was amazing how the time passed and he was getting more and more similar to Yunho. There was no doubt that the boy was his.
"I bet JaeYun told mom some things." he said shrugging smirking a little. Yunho felt cold sweat sliding down his back. They were only eight years old, but they were so damn smart ... and blunt too, and it was hard to keep some things from them.
"JUNG YUNHO, GET YOU ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DO SOME REALLY BAD THINGS TO YOUR ASS!"
Yunho shivered again. His lover was so fucking scary when he wanted. And espeacialy when he mentioned bad things and ass in the same sentence. "Ok." the man said to himself and stood up from the floor to go see what his lovely lover wanted.
He went down the staris really slowly, avoinding to arrive where his partener and lovely child were. Yunho enetered the kitchen and looked at his pregnant wife, who was sitting on a chair while rubbing his temples, and his bundle of joy was eating an ice-cream happily while singing some of his songs. It made him smile, the sight of his boy being so adorable, but then he felt the cold gaze on him. He was in deep trouble.
"Yunho," Jaejoong started standing up walking towards his husband "please explain to your son what "bitch" means." he said smiling in a scary way, and Yunho gulped down.
"What are you talking about, Jaejoong? Why should I explain to my little cupcake what THAT word means?" he asked trying to smile, but he failed. His lover's aura was really black and it made him damn nervous.
"Why should YOU explain it to him?" Jaejoong asked poiting a finger to his face. "Because JaeYun heard YOU calling me that!" he said almost jumping on his husband and strangle him to death. The boys did have other tentatives to use that word, a few years ago, but he remedied it, because they were too little to keep that in mind, but now... they were eight, for God's sake! They didn't forget things that easily! "If you don't solve this, I'll deny you sex a very long time, Jung, and you know that I can resist not having sex, but your Commander Jung, can't. So solve this, honey, while I go and take a nap. This situation made me tired and it's not good for my pregnancy. That, in case you forgot, it's your damn fault!" Jaejoong said, pinching his husband's arm, and huffed annoyed.
Yunho looked at the (sexy) back of his retreating wife and sighed. He was really moody and bitchy, but of course he would not tell him that face to face. If he would do that, he would sleep outside the house for sure. Not on the couch or other room. Outside the house!
He drifted his gaze towards his baby boy, who was messily eating the chocolate ice-cream that his mother had given to him. The little boy stopped eating and looked at him with big eyes. Yunho smiled at him and walked towards the table.
"Baby, your mommy told me that you are using a word that you shouldn't be using." he started, trying to find his words.
"Bitch. The word is bitch." the boys said, looking at his father smiling.
"Yes, bit-that word!"
"But you said it too! And mommy too! Why can't I use it?!" the boy whined, and Yunho couldn't help but notice how much his baby boy resembled Jaejoong in both ways, his looks and attitude. Manipulating people with their pouts and adorable blinks to have their way.
"It's something that adults say and little cute boys like you shouldn't say." he tried again.
"I like the world. It sounds nice. Bitch." JaeYun said giggling and Yunho couldn't help but chuckle too.
"Ok, buddy, some people say it to other people to make them feel good." he dumbly said and the boy stared at him.
There was an awkward silence between father and son, only the rain, that was hitting the kitchen's windows, could be heard. It was a rainy day of summer, when the hot whather goes away for a while.
"I think I understand what you mean, daddy." JaeYun said smiling brightly and Yunho blinked at him.
"You do?" he asked unsure and the boy nodded. "Ok!" he said smiling and content of his own work. "Now go and wash up your face and go and play with your brother!" he said to his son while he got up from his chair to take a snack for him.
Who thought this would be so easy?
****A few weeks later****
"Uncle Sushi, you are a bitch!" Moobin yelled at Junsu, who dropped his glass of water at the shock. What the fuck? Junsu thought while looking at the boy.
"Moonbin, who taught you to talk like this?!" asked Jaejoong, looking at the boy with anger.
"JaeYun." the boys said simply, and both Junsu and Jaejoong stared at him. "What? Dad told him to tell to people so that they would feel good." he said shrugging and pouting a little. Why were they so mad about it?
Jaejoong felt how the headache was coming and he couldn't help but scream in frustration. "YUNHO! YOU DAMN
~The end~