In which I am nowhere near as witty as I was in the shower

[jadelyns_shadow]

Among the few certainties of life in these turbulent times is my blogging schedule. Not more than once a month do I set pen to paper (in the metaphorical sense), although I'm constantly going about my days going, "Ooh! I should blog that!" This certainty, however, is about to be disrupted. Following the brilliant example of John "Noun, verb, P.O

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[polismalcontent]

Fuck. You.

Now I have it stuck in my head too.

I hate you so much I will sauté your soul in garlic.