i have a son???

[jaded_me121]

Me: you know how some guys get drunk, have sex with some woman, and then find out years later that they have a child?
Nellie: uhh... yea?
Me: apparently i have had a myspace since last december... i forgot about it

who'da thunk it!?

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[albatross_enid]

I thought for a second there you were gonna come out with "well this strange woman just showed up at my house with this kid on her hip...she claimed she met my dad in vegas 6 years ago, and this was his son that was born from their steamy one night stand. Now she's dying of cancer and wants my dad to take the kid so he can have a father figure and the nice stable family environment that she could never give him as a waitress at a vegas casino."

[jaded_me121]

haha no... lol more like "so nick shows up in my IM window and tells me i have a myspace... apparently i had a one night stand about a year ago and never knew what the result of it was... until now lol now we're adopting it! we're gonna be one big happy family!" lol