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[jaded_blaze]

yesh... welll... my grandma died at approximantly 2:20 pm on Wednesday afternoon , thousands of miles away at approx. 2:20 i fall down weird on my ankle outside of school... the strangest fall i've ever had witnessed by friends... i like saw myself falling and couldn't do anything about it its like i just fell with a thid on my left ankle... yeah i

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[psy_vampira]

'Someone chooses what you wear, someone chooses what you eat, someone does your brain and three times a week someone shoves a hose up your backside and flushes it all out of you.'

[psy_vampira]

Patsy - 'You should have ended up in the dustbin. The incinerator was too good for you. You know, when I heard that Eds was pregnant, I told her to abort. Abort! Abort! Abort! Flush it down the pan! Bring me... '
Saffy - 'A knitting needle?'
Patsy - 'A knitting needle!'

[psy_vampira]

Edina - 'Inside of me, sweetie, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.'
Mother - 'Just the one, dear?'

[psy_vampira]

Saffy: What are you smirking at? do you think this is funny?
Edina: (In strangely silly mood.) Think what? Funny what? Ha, ha, ha.
Saffy: You might have rung and let me know what you were doing.
Edina: I was too busy doing it sweetie.

[psy_vampira]

Patsy: Um... Eddy tells me that Mr M...you know...dead.
Mother: That's right
Patsy: Well...um...I...condole you.