Comments | jacqueline_t: *pounds on door*

jacqueline_t

pounds on door

Jun 27, 2009 18:15

YOU OPEN THIS DOOR NOW, YOU MARTIAN GIT.

what's he done this time?, i am going to kill him, must not kill him, he's an idiot

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super_ginger June 27 2009, 23:19:34 UTC

*munches on grapes*

Is he from Mars? FIGURES.

jacqueline_t June 27 2009, 23:22:16 UTC

Actually, he's from a planet that doesn't exist anymore...or never existed, because of some time...thing...I dunno, it's not important, what is important is that HE IS A COMPLETE LUNATIC AND HE'D BETTER OPEN THIS DOOR IF HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM.

rose_m_t June 27 2009, 23:20:46 UTC

Just calm down, Mum! All this isn't a big deal! You were kidding around, he was kidding around...

jacqueline_t June 27 2009, 23:23:10 UTC

He humiliated me! IMPLYING HE'S SEEN ME NAKED.

rose_m_t June 27 2009, 23:26:50 UTC

He's just being silly. You know how he is! And you did imply he needed to be put on a lead like a dog...

jacqueline_t June 27 2009, 23:31:19 UTC

That was Donna! But no one seems to be taking her head off, now, do they? OH NO, it's always the Mother-in-law.

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alienish_being June 27 2009, 23:22:15 UTC

I DID NOT MEAN ANYTHING MORE THAN YOU MEANT IN YOUR COMMENTS.

ALSO, I AM NOT FROM MARS.

jacqueline_t June 27 2009, 23:24:00 UTC

I NEVER CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN YOU NAKED.

Well, I have seen you naked.

Well, your bum, anyway. AND YES, I WAS SCARRED. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

alienish_being June 27 2009, 23:26:06 UTC

NEW YEAR'S EVE RIGHT AFTER I REGENERATED. HWNE YOU HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND INTRODUCED ME TO HOWARD AS YOUR DAUGHTER'S "ALIEN BOYFRIEND".

NOT COMPLETELY NAKED, BUT NEAR ENOUGH TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.

jacqueline_t June 27 2009, 23:29:42 UTC

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM LIECHTENSTEIN.

AND YOU! YOU ASKED HIM IF HE NEEDED TO LEARN HOW TO EMPLOY A SATSUMA AS A DEFENSIVE WEAPON! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

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