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[jackwad]

I bought A.M. Homes' last book This Book Will Save Your Life today from the clearance section of a downtown book establishment. I was very disconcerted to read the inside flap when I got back home, which describes the book as being "uplifting". Gross. However, there is advanced praise on the back from John Waters, wherein he says "If Oprah went

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[phyrephly]

i suppose i would go the Homes way in my author's photo:

[jackwad]

I personally enjoy imagining the shot in color, as a serious glamor shot with pink lipstick and a pastel background. Maybe some

[mr_quackenbush]

if my novel is ever published, i'm going to have an ink print of my cock on rice paper as the author photo.