Happy Easter! I got you a journal entry!

[jackthegun]

“i think you should write a huge apology to whomsoever attempts to read your blog.” - Mary Crook

Well, sorry bitches. I am a busy busy man. Actually I'm not right now, cause I don't really have anything to do, it's spring break and everyone has left the country.

America Party: Saturday night I threw an America Party for anyone left in America.

Comments

[anonymous]

YAY! I WIN!!! I ALWAYS WIN!!!!

my friend has that hammock. it's amazing, just to tease you about it. A MA ZIIIING G GG G GGG GGGG GGGGGGGG GG G

i really hope you attempted to say that out loud

and to reiterate: i win.

sincerely,
mary crook

[anonymous]

FINALLY! keep posting, ese. ~Jackie

[sayswho7]

where you from?

[roseumbrella]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNST

I like to move it move it.

[iaintdatkrazie]

Once, I knew a guy named Jake.
He was bit by a giant snake.
He made a movie about some goats,
And it made me laugh like some boats.
Do you know what else would be great?
If that guy named Jake would update.