I will be leaving school and shall not return unless Hoppo decides to have an operation involving his face being genetically sewed onto his arse! Coz let's face it he does talk out of his arse a lot don't he?! (I'm copywritting that joke and forwarding it to Mr B. Bailey!) I shall not misss that school but i shall miss my fellow Guptalians and ( Read more... )

People of the O'Mighty world known as livejournal it is clear that many people here are feeling very different emmotions at the moment, some are heartbroken and feel down others are excited because of special days comming up and others - well mainly me- are jus getting pissed and tanned, lol ( Read more... )

The kind and friendly vodka bottle, come to me *walks staggerdly and collapses on floor ( Read more... )

Hello my fellow friends and cardboard boxes, it is i, the phoenix. St Lucia is bloody hot and getting a lovely tan at the moment, sorry to rub that in but i thought you might like to know. As you can see i've wangled (blagged) my way onto a pc with an internet connection ( Read more... )

It is that time of year again when we put up the decorations and cover the tree, or is it ( Read more... )

Have found a loophole which allows us to access lj site at school, this i shall keep a closley guarded secret as if too many people access it this way it shall become blocked again. Have faith in the Wise Wupta, i've allways said, never give up and look this proves it. Where there's a will there's a way (to hack into lj, lol)!
The Wise Wupta (Jack

jack_phoenix's LJ stalker is love_tim!love_tim is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

LJ Stalker Finder
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That aint fixed, i typed it in and it just came up. Well, well, Tim you sly dog.

It's Bil, Bailey, tonight! Bout bloody time too. a laugh is what i need right now. I'm sure that Archie the inventor will tell you wether he thought it woz funny or not later, but i'll pretend, that like my mother, i have a crystal ball (not literally) and can see into the future - It is bloody hillarious, and Bill takes me away from this life to ( Read more... )

I'm here to talk about this shit you are dragging the sixth form through, making false promises just to capture unsuspecting victims ( Read more... )

Membership card, free badge, free donkey, blah,blah,blah. Nope that ain't gonna happen, you see this is my last post for a while nw, so jus time to tell you what you get if you decide to join the JP-FA, the answer is: absoutly nout, nada,not a sausage! The benifit initself will pay off. You see, the more people that join, the more people the ( Read more... )