Comments | jack_lannisport: She Paints Me Blue

jack_lannisport

She Paints Me Blue

Oct 02, 2011 12:52

Santana Lopez, I'd like to officially ask you on a date. I think it's only a matter of time before you're begging me to marry you, and I really feel we should get the formalities out of the way first.

( Private to Bailey )

bailey (eventual fuck buddy), santana (hot mexican)

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Private to Jack bail_meout October 2 2011, 18:58:46 UTC

Not until you get a response.

Private to Bailey jack_lannisport October 4 2011, 04:40:53 UTC

So who is it?

Re: Private to Bailey bail_meout October 4 2011, 04:43:14 UTC

I'm not sure I should tell you.

Re: Private to Bailey jack_lannisport October 4 2011, 04:46:16 UTC

I call shenanigans on you.

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getwanky_lopez October 3 2011, 05:02:59 UTC

...you're totally joking, right?

jack_lannisport October 3 2011, 05:03:56 UTC

I'm not. I'm just an incredibly attractive boy, standing in front of a smokin' hot girl, asking her to wait until after a dinner date to fuck me.

getwanky_lopez October 3 2011, 05:08:16 UTC

No, Jack. Just...no.

What we have right now works just fine for me. Nice try, though.

jack_lannisport October 3 2011, 05:10:58 UTC

One date. We don't even have to call it a date. It'll just be a date-like thing. And if it doesn't work out, I'll drop it and go down on you until you're ready to forgive me for such a horrible idea.

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