Hungry

[j00_suck_god]

Would you believe that all the good eating places are gone from nearby? What happened to all those Gentlemen's Clubs and greasy diners? All we've got now are organic food places, politically correct showgirls and bollocks like that. I feel insulted!

Time to get to work, then...

Comments

oh

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

you are the dee, um, ee, um, vee, um, eye, um, elle, um, elle.

hi.

um, i don't know if i have a soul but i have a lot of things that aren't mine.

um. didn't i ask you where my doggie went last time i saw you? or was that a different um.

you know.

um, you DO know, right? sometimes i know people know and they don't want to know but they know anyway and they maybe think they can un-know but no they can't and they might know that they knew that too so they pretend and it doesn't hurt so much. but i'm not sure if it's the same or different for you and i still want my doggie back and my brother alright.

Re: oh

[j00_suck_god]

Just take off that last "elle", would you, doll?

Now as for your dog and brother, I could give you those only if you were to give me your soul in exchange. I'd suggest getting a trained professional to find out whether or not you have a soul, and then we can work on getting you the objects of your desire.